Dear Hollywood Studios....Stop fucking rebooting 80's movies. In the last few weeks I have heard about reboots for Conan the Barbarian (starring Stargate: Atlantis Alum Jason Momoa), the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and now..Police Academy! WTF Hollywood? Have you become so saturated with shitty Seth Rogan comedies and bad action movies that not even the summer blockbusters destroying my childhood was enough? Now you have to revisit good movie franchises (that may or may not have been killed with sequels) and reboot them? How are you going to do Jones if Michael Winslow doesn't sign on? Steve Guttenburg is dead, right, so how are you going to get Mahoney, Andy Samburg? I don't fucking think so. Here's the deal: We've been friends and I have had your back for the summer blockbuster season for some time now. You have to get your head out of your ass and stop injecting yourself with reboots. It is going to ruin you dude. No one is going to be your friend if you keep this shit up. That dude video games, why do you think he has all those hot chicks hanging around. He is hip and current, not a dweeb hanging onto the 80's like you. Eventually, everyone of your friends is going to completely turn on you and worship this dude. Get your act together, get current and hip. I may not be one to give fashion advise but I know to get the goods, you have to be fancy and hip. Edit: Thanks to Leafshinobi7, he mentioned The Karate Kid remake with Jackie Chan.....and Will Smiths demon spawn. FUCK.THAT. I will not, nor ever, watch the trailer or movie. If I am in a movie theater with that trailer I will get up and walk out of the theater and demand my money back. There are somethings you just do not do and dancing on Pat Morita's grave with bags of money is sac-religious. Now, it just got personal. |
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