I Got Caught Cheating!I Got Caught Cheating!So I’m chilling in Honor Hold the other day playing my character Strawberry, a 64 Warlock gnome, looking for a group to help me kill some random elite (This sentence can also be translated as: I was playing World of Warcraft). I came across a little boy gnome that said he needed to kill the same guy; so we partnered up and defeated the monster. When turning in the quest, we were both rewarded with pretty good chest pieces. Out of excitement I had Strawberry start dancing with the little gnome. I guess my booty shaking moves turned the little gnome on, because he began to strip down to his underwear and danced with me. It was very cute to watch, so I decided to take my clothes off, too (only to add to the adorable factor, of course). After fifteen minutes of dancing I decided I needed to get back to questing. We both gave each other a kiss goodbye, and I went on my way. About a minute later the little gnome yells, “Come back, my love! I miss you!” So I reply, “I will never forget you!” Keep in mind, when you yell to someone in the game, all other players in the same area can read it. Well, yelling was a bad idea because Handsome (JB, my real life husband) just so happened to be in Honor Hold. So he reads this and thinks, ‘What the hell? Who the hell?’ and comes to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, I decide to take a 10 minute break from the game and lay down in the middle of the road (still naked) and go to sleep. As I was doing this, I see the little gnome run up to me and say, “Yes, she is all mine.” Curious to see what he would do, I just sat back and watched my screen. The little gnome began to dance over my body and said things like, “ You like that, my love?” I’m cracking up at this point. Two little gnomes pretending to get it on is a funny sight, until of course, I see a BIG ASS Dranei run up and shout, “WTF?” I’m sure you can imagine how the story went from here, but I will provide you the dialog because it played out just like a movie. Handsome: WTF? Strawberry jumps up… Strawberry: OMG! OMG! This is my real life husband! Little gnome: OOOh hey man, it’s not want it looks like. She fell, I was helping her up. Strawberry: Umm.. Yeah that’s it! He was helping me up! Handsome: I’ll deal with you later, Strawberry Handsome request a duel with the little gnome The little gnome gets scared and runs off screaming, Little gnome: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!! The End 
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