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Significant other. Partner. Best friend.
I found all of these this weekend when a very special someone came to visit. Amanda, or as many of you know her, Crazykitty, came to visit on Saturday afternoon with her mom. I was struggling to push my coworkers into closing up the store so I could finally go pick up Amanda and her mom from their hotel room. While I was waiting, I walked out to the car and got my change of clothes. I felt a vibration in my pocket. Caller ID showed "Amanda" and I answered it.
"...I'm so nervous!"
"Yeah, well, I'll be getting off work in about ten minutes, so youre going to have to get over it."
"I'm still nervous!"
As it turns out, she would be nervous for most of the night. I finally finished up things at work and drove to the hotel, which was only a few miles from my house, and consequently, my workplace. Amanda and her mom were standing at the rear of the building when I drove up, and even though I was on the phone with her, Amanda refused to look at my car.I was thinking to myself, "Oh boy...this is going to be interesting." That feeling didn't subside when I was given the most awkward hug in the existence of awkward hugs either. We continued to press on through the awkwardness, however, and took my car to the Mall of Georgia.
Our original plan was to go to Olive Garden for dinner, but since I was the only one that was REALLY hungry (I hadn't eaten since 8, and this was approaching 5:30) we decided to eat in the food court. I ordered some Taco Bell, Amanda ate nothing (you will notice a pattern) and her mom ordered some greek-wrap-thing. All I know is that it had goat in it. It was then that I proceeded to tell Amandas mom my life story.
In retrospect, maybe I should have waited till after Amanda and I had the chance to be alone.
As you all know, I lead a rather wild life a few years ago, and I just went ahead and told Amandas mom my whole story.
With Miss Gerri still reeling from the blind-sided case of word vomit from yours truly, we embarked to traverse the mall, searching for the unicorn which was "this boot I've seen before". We looked around for this damn thing, and even went into Victorias Secret (awkwardddd...) but alas, the boot that Amanda still insists exists was no where to be found. Gerri saw that some dudes in the mall were giving out massages, and she really wanted one, so we left her with an Asian dude and found ourselves a place to sit down. I at this point was still trying to talk Amanda into holding my hand. After we had been sitting on a bench for a while, and after she had taken a picture of us, her mom called to let us know that she was done with her massage, and that we should meet her outside. Amanda and I made our way back outside...hand in hand. This would be my first success of the night in getting her to relax around her boyfriend (me).
Gerri was waiting for us in JCPenny, which was the entrance that I parked at. When we were leaving the parking lot, she insisted that we stop at a McDonalds to get some tea, which I happily obliged. But yet again, the word vomit struck...
As we were approaching the interstate, Amanda asked her mom if the offer for she and I to have some alone time was still on the table. Amandas mom was very hesitant. So I, in a round about way, tried to tell her mom that Amanda and I were not going to have sex. And then I said it in a NOT so round about way. Amanda face-palmed, and Gerri just laughed...I wanted to cry...
We arrived back at the hotel after a small bout with traffic and Jerri asked me some more questions about my life, and she found out more about what had transpired between me and Heidi, and my relationship with my mom. That was kind of rough...I hadn't told anyone about that kind of stuff in a really long time.
Anyway, Amanda and I left her mom at the hotel and then we went to Frys so I could return some stuff. It was really nice to have her with me. She informed me after Frys that she needed tampons. So I, being the wonderful boyfriend that I am, took her to the nearest Target, and helped her find some tampons
After Target we wandered around Duluth for about 30 minutes trying to find a Starbucks, but apparently they don't EXIST in Duluth, and they also close at 9, so we effed that plan and drove back to the Forum
It was already dark, and we decided to go into that Barns and Noble first. There wasn't anything that we found interesting, so we opted to walk around outside. Yet again we found a bench to sit on, but this time there was much cuddling. I got really cold and suggested that we keep walking, she reluctantly agreed and we made it to the other side of the Forum before I put up another suggestion.
"Look, I am REALLY cold, can we just go get in my car?"
"*shiver* That sounds like a great idea."
We walked over to my car, and I looked across at her.
"Back seat?"
She just smiled and climbed into the back of my car. Our first kiss was shared in the back of my toasty warm car..heh...I'll never look at the back seat the same.
For the rest of the night, whenever we'd go anywhere, if there was a red light, she would lean over and kiss me. It was splendid.
On sunday I woke up early and went to breakfast with her and her mom, church, and then we went to the High Art Museum. The museum was okay, but it was just fun to get to spend time with my sweetheart. She insisted on being inappropriate, but that was fine by me :D
In short summary,
My weekend was perfect
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