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November 8th, 2009

HOLY FUCK

Probably the most ridiculous thing that has ever happened just happened to me. This summer, I went to China with the choir from my University and some of us saw Chinese people wearing shirts that were hilariously mistranslated/nonsensical in English, so we decided we had to have some. These are what we found:







The last two are the ones relevant to this story. We had no idea what the hell they could possibly be trying to say. We returned from China in early May, and I showed my friends photos of these shirts, causing much laughter. Tonight, I got a call from one friend to whom I had shown these and he told me that one of our friends had recently been in Spain and that this photo of her had just been tagged on Facebook:



I am still in shock. Someone seriously found the actual shirt after which ours were modeled. Although we are still unsure as to what the original even means (if anyone knows, please feel free to enlighten me) I still think that this is probably the most unlikely thing that will ever happen. Ever.
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Crunchjaw
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Posted 1 month ago
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We're doing fine on the road...
Not so much at home.

Also, hihi.

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Crunchjaw
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Posted 3 months ago
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To be fair, you have to be somewhat close to see their chats.
And the maps are large.

But yeah, that's just one of hundreds of references throughout that game.
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Crunchjaw
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Posted 5 months ago
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We won?
Awesome - I'm at a friend's house and as such I've got to wait until Monday to watch the recording of the game.
Thanks for the news.
sev_ered
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Posted 7 months ago
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thanks sam. i'll be coming home in a month and a half. any chance you'll be around town?
jackie
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hi sam <3
Crunchjaw
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Posted 8 months ago
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Yeah, he's willing to get down and block shots like crazy.
Crunchjaw
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Posted 8 months ago
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Oh McKee?
He's a fairly good player.
If I remember correctly, he's a defenseman, correct?
sev_ered
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Posted 8 months ago
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thanks! and i hate you for going to china. but i can still forgive you. especially if we get a bus-full of nuns
Crunchjaw
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Posted 9 months ago
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Agreed.
I blame Luongo, and place some blame on underperformances by Chris and Steve Mason.
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