ConversationsMe: Not as much as one of my brothers. Fuck, the guy totally cock blocks me then he asks me to be his wingman for the girl, later asking me if I can back off. Fuck that shit. I was talking to her first, it's every man for himself.Ant: Didn't he see a beautifull mind!? Me: I plan to call her tomorrow, so that should settle that. Ant: Let me know how it turnes out Me: I called her. We want to hang out this weekend. She's not only my major I found out, but wants to be in human resources. So she's cute, smart, and we want to do the same thing. Ant: Turn on that charm. Save yelling "Crab Battle" durring sex for later. Me: How about if I eat her out and say WAKKA WAKKA Ant: third date minimum Me: Can I at least make a joke about my Solid Snake hiding in her bushes? Ant: Second date, so technically yes Me: I once made a Judge Dredd joke to a girl in bed. She said she wanted be a DA and I asked if she meant like CSI Miami or Judge Dredd "I AM THE LAW". She didn't get it. I feel a potentially great moment was wasted. Ant: it also explains why you are no longer going out with that woman. She didn't deserve your hot dickings |
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