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February 24th, 2010

Updated script:

Officer: Kallaway, Nimitz requests your prescence in his quarters.

Kallaway: Just another talking to, I suppose. It’s not like he has the balls to actually do anything, what with the rest of the Board in my favor.

Officer: This time, he is not messing around. Don’t expect this to be just another talking to. And if you do manage to get out of this one, consider yourself lucky. But you shouldn’t count on it.

Kallaway: Nothing is going to happen. Just wait and see.

Officer: If you are lucky, you’ll be disbanded from the program.

Kallaway: No need to intimidate me, I’m on my way.

[Officer escorts Kallaway out]

Nimitz: Kallaway, do you understand the severity of your prank?

Kallway: It was nothing.

Nimitz: It was out of line! Your defiance of my leadership has gone too far!

Kallaway: What do you mean?

Nimitz: What you did was treason!

Kallaway: What?

Nimitz: Don’t act so ignorant!

Kallaway: What the hell are you talking about, Nimitz?

Nimitz: You shot a guard with a high-powered rifle!

Kallaway: Damn Rookie…

Nimitz: Your influence is good on the battlefield, but I didn’t know you’d extend it to our territory!

Kallaway: He disobeyed my order!

Nimitz: Don’t worry, he’s recieved his punishment.

Kallaway: Then what is mine?

Nimitz: [to the officer] Bring him to the medical bay.

Officer: Yes sir. *Bashes Kallaway*

[they exit. The open with Kallway on a medical slab]

Kallaway: Wha—what’s going—?

Doctor: I need more sedative! He won’t survive the implantation without it!

Kallaway: Wha—What?!

[screen goes black. Kallaway awakes]

Kallaway: What the—This isn’t my armor.

Nimitz: That’s right. I gave you new armor. Faster, stronger, more powerful… and it’s remote controlled. I’m going to use your body to commit the greatest acts of treason…. Right under everyone’s noses.

Kallaway: You… you bast--!

[Kallway experiences pain]

Nimitz: Isn’t wonderful? Now quickly, we have things to do. [pauses and looks around] Clean up these pawns.

[Clips of Kallaway carrying out Nimitz’s will play while the following news clips play]

News Reporter 1: We have confirmed reports that Special Operative Neil Kallaway both shot and killed a guard outside the Halian Military Computer Intelligence Head Quarters at 2 o’ clock this afternoon. This is considered a great act of treason and his execution is scheduled for next tuesday.

News Reporter 2: Recent claims indicate that Kallaway, in an attempt to break free of his execution, stole a prototype armor and killed all the by standers. He was reported to have escaped the Halian Military Base at 0800 hours this morning. However, only time will tell if these are more than just rumors.

News Reporter 3: The rumors have been confirmed, Kallaway is still at large. He recently attacked a Halian army outpost on the planet Icatus around two o’ clock yesterday morning. The planet is around five parsecs from the Halian Capital. The destruction of the outpost has moved more military troops to the Capital, closer under the wing of Military Governor Nimitz. How Kallaway reached such a faraway planet is still a mystery.

News Reporter 4: Kallaway’s attacks have increased quite dramatically, and all those who have pleaded his innocence before have now given up on him, like this young lady,

Young Lady: I thought he was a good guy… I never thought he would do that. I guess that goes to show you that you can’t trust anyone nowadays.

News Reporter 4: And this young man,

Young Man: You know, I really looked up to Kallaway. Now… I don’t know what t say.

News Reporter 5: Kallaway has struck again, disabling a Science facility in planet Molanos, killing ten civilians. This is the first reported time that he’s killed civilians since his escape. People began to doubt Nimitz’s leadership, and asked him why he wasn’t apprehending the ruthless killer. He answered, “I’m doing the best I can, but my ability is very limited.” To that, Nimitz was granted power to place military personnel in populated areas. This should prove to be effective in apprehending Kallaway.

News Reporter 6: Kallaway has yet to be apprehended, and it’s been six weeks since his escape. The new plan for his capture was implemented last week, and we are experiencing civil unrest is several areas. The there are rumors of uprisings in several rural areas, but those reports are merely hearsay.

News Reporter 7: Kallaway has been apprehended at last! Nimitz has yet to give up his powers, but he claims that the procedures should be done this Friday, and the uprisings should cease.

Brendan Owells: Good Morning, I’m Brendan Owells, the head anchor for your new news station! The Friday has dawned us with the New Halian System, and the mighty Vizier Nimitz. Kallaway has been scheduled for execution next week. In other news, all the uprisings have been quelled in the Icatus region. Let’s go to Greg with the weather…

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