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Elnea croissausage
45 year-old female from Illinois




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February 1st, 2010

Jimmy Hoffa was also under the desk

So I was sick as a DOG last week and the previous weekend, which meant the house looked like a tornado hit it by last Friday. It was sort of like those houses you hear about every now and then on the news, where federal clean-up crews have to go in wearing spacesuits to clean out all the garbage and dead animals and body parts. Well okay, there were only a couple body parts. Anyway, the nice Polish ladies came on Friday to do their bimonthly floor cleanings for me wherein the two-inch layer of Sparky's cat fur is stripped using chemicals and power saws, and so while they were working on the rest of the house I took the opportunity to work on cleaning out my "office/music studio". After (literally) about six hours I got it to the point where everything was off the floor and I washed the floor and most importantly I finally took all my HAFT stuff and put it away in various plastic boxes and then into the closet. Prior to this all my HAFT stuff was strewn all over my back room in a six inch layer (I'm not kidding about that) and I couldn't get anything done back there. In the tidying process I managed to also find two of my disability checks (!), a bag of medicine, $600 worth of my ophthalmology lenses which I'd given up on ever seeing again, three boxes of comic books (unread) and these guys:

I totally forgot I had these guys. I'm so excited. I have another Halo 1 figure I've had put aside for a long time that I've planned to use for "Rhonda" but I'd forgotten about these two. WOOT. Considering this toy line has long since been discontinued, finding new toys is a big deal to me. There are still a few figures I don't have, like the Arbiter, or the yellow or brown Halo 2 Spartans, but I sort of decided I wasn't going to spend more money on eBay buying new figures unless I came up with some compelling reason to do so. I can't remember buying these guys. Maybe I got them at the Tied the Leader LAN meet two or three years ago when I got the Spectre? So weird.

Anyway, now I can use my office again. Now I just have to come up with something exciting for my two Teal toys to be doing in the world of HAFT. And what to name them?! Tee hee!

Halo Action Figure Theater
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Issue #198: Tag, You're It! (?!)

...the Admiral really needed an iPad. Really badly.

PS: I've discovered another anime series that I'm enjoying now that I finished with "Planetes" (which I still highly recommend to anyone who is a grown-up (25-40) who likes science fiction). This new one is called "Samurai Champloo" and is geared more for a younger 18-30 audience and the concept is, I think, that there would be an undercurrent of rap/hip-hop to the whole Samurai anime idea. It has a really bizarre opening credits sequence, but is otherwise entertaining. Evidently it is by the guy who did a show called Cowboy Bebop (which I'm not familiar with), but I started watching this series after googling "good anime happy ending" and so far (I'm on episode 18 of 26) it isn't bumming me out.
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NAME
Linnea
OCCUPATION
MD/PhD/EyeDoc/Teacher/Mom
BIRTHDAY
April 7th, 1964
INTERESTS
Drawing painting sewing crafting classical guitar music composition piano choral music cat wrangling ophthalmology and general foolishness. Love hearing my kid say "You drive the warthog I'll shoot". And who said America wasn't about family values anymore? ;-) Later we both read comic books. .................Latest fascination: Halo Action Figure Theater.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Any type of music other than free-form jazz - I overdosed on free-form jazz as a kid and am now fully immune. ............................................Currently listening to: The Phantom of the Opera
FAVORITE MOVIES
Anything with Jackie Chan Spider-Man 1 & 2 The Matrix It's a Wonderful Life Bringing Up Baby The OLD Star Wars Movies Anchorman Tremors (why?) The Lord of the RIngs Trilogy QuackJAG's "Kitty Cat Dance" & my favorite RvB vid: Gus�39;s ";Best Episode Ever." .....................Currently watching: 300
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Farscape XPlay Buffy the Vampire Slayer Stargate SG-1 Stargate Atlantis Doctor Who The Office Good Eats.....................Currently watching: Food Network Challenge
FAVORITE BOOKS
Starship Troopers (Heinlein) Door into Summer (Heinlein) Hyperspace:A Scientific Odyssey (Kaku) The Gentle Art of Verbal Self-Defense (Elgin) Lord of the Rings (Tolkien) Shanna (Woodiwiss) Ozma of Oz (Baum) If Chins Could Kill (Campbell) Storm Front (Butcher) The Wills Eye Manual D'Aulaires' Book of Greek Myths Citizen of the Galaxy (Heinlein) The Marvel Series X-Treme X-Men Astonishing X-Men Ultimate Spider-Man and Gambit The DaVinci Code (Brown) The Conquest of Happiness (Russell) Eats Shoots & Leaves (Truss).............Currently reading: E E Knight';s Vampire Earth series
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
XBOX360: Call of Duty 2 * * * XBOX: Halo Halo 2 LEGO Star Wars 1&2 Spider-Man 2 LOTR:Return of the King Dance Dance Revolution KOTOR1 Jade Empire Yourself!Fitness * * *PLAYSTATION: N2O Spider-Man Rollcage * * * MAC: World of Warcraft The Sims 2 * * * WII: Wii Fit PC: Gabriel Knight 2:Beast Within The Longest Journey Zork (the original text-only version) Hunt the Wumpus..............................Currently Playing: WoW: Wrath O�39; The Lich King and Spore
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BigVig
BigVig
cascarrabias
Posted 2 days ago
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Well, as I recall, Sparky is from the devil. Or hell. Or the hell devil.

Anyway, diabolically inspired to mean and terrible things to your blankets and the carpet.
BigVig
BigVig
cascarrabias
Posted 5 days ago
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
keegothefrog
keegothefrog
Posted 1 week ago
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hows it going
Phoenixrage
Phoenixrage
triple major
FORUM MOD
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Let the image burn itself deep into your mind so it haunts your nightmares and forever hurts your waking world.
"We hurt the ones we love: let me love you."
Microbe
Microbe
Sponsor
Posted 1 week ago
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Ahh! Don't remind me! I still need to finish Dragon Age as well.
k1L3rman
k1L3rman
2004 me
Posted 1 week ago
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I've done that, too. Most people pick A if you have two choices, but B if you have three. It's crazy.
Lukie
Lukie
Belly Dancer
Posted 2 weeks ago
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I just wanted to cover any information that would give away where I work
LouisWu
LouisWu
Ridonkular
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Hey - I just ran across your comment in Jenga's thread about Glenn Beck's comments on Indian health care... I was surprised to see you defending the costs here in this country. (I can understand defending the QUALITY here, though it wasn't under attack - but the costs seem pretty indefensible to me.)

Last year, my dad got pneumonia, and spent 3 days in Yale New Haven Hospital, recovering. Pneumonia's not exactly an esoteric disease, and his care mostly consisted of ensuring his oxygen levels remained high enough to feed his brain.

After he left, my mom got a bill for $23,000 for those three days.

They kept him in bed, they fed him soup, they gave him oxygen. He also got an X-ray and a CT-scan. (One each - the CT scan was chest-only.)

Does that really seem worth $23,000 to you?
Alsace
Alsace
WWWWWWWWWWWW
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www.franchescos.com/

Franchescos in Rockford. It's pretty posh. I liked it.
Frankfurter
Frankfurter
The Hot Dog
Posted 4 weeks ago
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LOL. Happy Christmasakkah to you as well, sir. Yah, schizophrenia is just psychosis and junk... isn't that frelling annoying? Another misrepresented medical term is "steroids"... civilians always think "steroids" means anabolic/testoterone type steroids, but in the medical community "steroids" almost always means prednisone. Hmmm I have to think of some others now... but I can't because I'm all sleep-deprived and my cat is biting me.

Good luck in whatever you're studying!
Remember when I called you and made you late to your guitar jam to ask you about eye stuff? I’m studying that again. Same class. Harumph! I'll probably call you again some time between January 29th and February 4th at the time Murphy's Law will guarantee to be the worst time and make you late for something else (January 29 is when we get taught sensory {"taught" being a very generous application of that word} and February 5 is when we're quizzed on it)

The one that’s really messes with me recently is “cellulitis.” I think it has something to do with some commercials that were on at some point about fat women, but when I read or hear “cellulitis” I think of those women with the fat butts with all those caves and pimples on them or the women with fat legs and bumps all over them. I now know cellulitis is an inflammation of the tissues beneath the skin due to an infection, but I still think of it as a fat woman’s side effect for being fat.

Stupid mass media putting ideas in my head And yes, I did work in the very mass media field I’m calling stupid. Thus earning a second sad face
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