Pokemon Workout MachineSo my big grown-up fifteen-year-old son had his birthday yesterday and he evidently spent some of his gift card points on "Pokemon heart gold and soul silver"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Evidently this is quite the rage at high school (where everyone is SO grown up) and all the kids are walking around with the enclosed Pokemon pedometer ("Poké walker accessory") in their pockets to get extra XP. That's right, because for every step you take, you get an experience point. It's genius! Think of all the exercise they're getting! Now the real entrepreneur would harness these high schoolers to say... a grain mill, or some sort of electric generator, because kids will do anything for XP and achievement points. ANYTHING. I bet they'd even eat whale penis. Sigh. If there was only some way for them to get XP for doing homework!!! |
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