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Elnea Axe Cop
45 year-old female from Illinois




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March 16th, 2010

Pokemon Workout Machine

So my big grown-up fifteen-year-old son had his birthday yesterday and he evidently spent some of his gift card points on "Pokemon heart gold and soul silver"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Evidently this is quite the rage at high school (where everyone is SO grown up) and all the kids are walking around with the enclosed Pokemon pedometer ("Poké walker accessory") in their pockets to get extra XP. That's right, because for every step you take, you get an experience point.

It's genius! Think of all the exercise they're getting! Now the real entrepreneur would harness these high schoolers to say... a grain mill, or some sort of electric generator, because kids will do anything for XP and achievement points. ANYTHING. I bet they'd even eat whale penis.

Sigh. If there was only some way for them to get XP for doing homework!!!


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NAME
Linnea
OCCUPATION
MD/PhD/EyeDoc/Teacher/Mom
BIRTHDAY
April 7th, 1964
INTERESTS
Drawing painting sewing crafting classical guitar music composition piano choral music cat wrangling ophthalmology and general foolishness. Love hearing my kid say "You drive the warthog I'll shoot". And who said America wasn't about family values anymore? ;-) Later we both read comic books. .................Latest fascination: Halo Action Figure Theater.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Any type of music other than free-form jazz - I overdosed on free-form jazz as a kid and am now fully immune. ............................................Currently listening to: The Phantom of the Opera
FAVORITE MOVIES
Anything with Jackie Chan Spider-Man 1 & 2 The Matrix It's a Wonderful Life Bringing Up Baby The OLD Star Wars Movies Anchorman Tremors (why?) The Lord of the RIngs Trilogy QuackJAG's "Kitty Cat Dance" & my favorite RvB vid: Gus�39;s ";Best Episode Ever." .....................Currently watching: 300
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Farscape XPlay Buffy the Vampire Slayer Stargate SG-1 Stargate Atlantis Doctor Who The Office Good Eats.....................Currently watching: Food Network Challenge
FAVORITE BOOKS
Starship Troopers (Heinlein) Door into Summer (Heinlein) Hyperspace:A Scientific Odyssey (Kaku) The Gentle Art of Verbal Self-Defense (Elgin) Lord of the Rings (Tolkien) Shanna (Woodiwiss) Ozma of Oz (Baum) If Chins Could Kill (Campbell) Storm Front (Butcher) The Wills Eye Manual D'Aulaires' Book of Greek Myths Citizen of the Galaxy (Heinlein) The Marvel Series X-Treme X-Men Astonishing X-Men Ultimate Spider-Man and Gambit The DaVinci Code (Brown) The Conquest of Happiness (Russell) Eats Shoots & Leaves (Truss).............Currently reading: E E Knight';s Vampire Earth series
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
XBOX360: Call of Duty 2 * * * XBOX: Halo Halo 2 LEGO Star Wars 1&2 Spider-Man 2 LOTR:Return of the King Dance Dance Revolution KOTOR1 Jade Empire Yourself!Fitness * * *PLAYSTATION: N2O Spider-Man Rollcage * * * MAC: World of Warcraft The Sims 2 * * * WII: Wii Fit PC: Gabriel Knight 2:Beast Within The Longest Journey Zork (the original text-only version) Hunt the Wumpus..............................Currently Playing: WoW: Wrath O�39; The Lich King and Spore
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Kschenke
Kschenke
SoItGoes
Posted 23 hours ago
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Actually, after your comment, I thought of 10 years ago when crazy parents were protesting Pokemon, calling it violent. Considering kids are apparently into ecstasy, erotic asphyxiation, swapping partners and sexting, making a run for the Thunder Badge or capturing a Ponyta doesn't seem so terrible, does it?

And I wasn't implying you were being critical. I just wanted to let you know that I, technically an adult, also bought the game. But then again I watch Phineas and Ferb a few times a week, but that's because it's brilliant.
LouisWu
LouisWu
Ridonkular
Posted 2 days ago
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I'm pretty sure it's more like "Oh, FINALLY those heathens have left the soft padded space for one who deserves it"
Elnea
Elnea
Axe Cop
Posted 1 week ago
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Lol so I went and told Spyton gratz on his FU and then I realized he hasn't signed in in 10 MONTHS

He is a bad boy!
Silvac
Silvac
Posted 1 week ago
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Lol so I went and told Spyton gratz on his FU and then I realized he hasn't signed in in 10 MONTHS
OboeCrazy
OboeCrazy
Cause ShutUp
Posted 1 week ago
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I think that's a good first verse to an EPIC hour long poem.
Silvac
Silvac
Posted 1 week ago
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I'm in California. We don't know what "cold" is. It doesn't exist in our vocabulary. Unless you come from Tahoe of course. :D

It's not really grass but its like all those little leaflets that sprout around a well packed trail that start as almost moss like things they are so small and gradually grow into a shag rug then into a lawn and finally into knee high greenery. It's stunning. I wish I'd taken a picture on the walk I took recently in our local park. I'll have to go back and snag one sometime soon before it gets too tall. lol.
k1L3rman
k1L3rman
PortraitLens
Posted 3 weeks ago
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VertigoX
VertigoX
C2E2Chicago
Posted 1 month ago
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Well the website is: www.c2e2.com :) April 16 - 18, 2010 at the C2E2 - McCormick Place. I'm going to be there from Thursday - Monday.

This will be my first time in Chicago so I have a fellow webcomic creator that is going to be there along with a few others that I have interviewed but never have seen in person :)

As for the song link that's been up there for a few years, I knew Arthas was Evil... but wow... breaking your computer... and a MAC at that! Words. Fail. Me...

Lukie
Lukie
Belly Dancer
Posted 1 month ago
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I wasn't planning on getting extended wear glasses anyways. I'm getting pretty good at popping them in now. I can't wear them long because my eyeballs are too dry, the optician told me that I should not wear them to work
BigVig
BigVig
cascarrabias
Posted 1 month ago
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Well, as I recall, Sparky is from the devil. Or hell. Or the hell devil.

Anyway, diabolically inspired to mean and terrible things to your blankets and the carpet.
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