30 year-old female from HOLY TITS LOUIS GET. IN. THE. SAFEHOUSE! "I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece...and i'm not even sure what the picture should be." -dexter
"If you come across something that don't make you miserable, enjoy it." -sons of anarchy
Lafleur is in town so we're doing a whole lot of sightseeing. Thursday we walked through Central Park, then headed to Times Square....where we took a detour into toys r us and had some fun.
Friday we went back to central park, this time we hung out at the zoo for a while and played with the animals. We then went by Rockefeller Center and then up in the Empire State Building, which i hadn't done yet since moving here. It was awesomely pretty.
Saturday we did a walking tour of the world trade center site and wall street, then battery park before heading to the south street seaport....They've put together a preview site of what the new world trade center area will look like and it's going to be gorgeous if they ever finish it. After all that walking we headed to a bar for beers and pool....what kinda bar lets people steal all their 8 balls? srsly?
And finally today went on a guided tour of the highlights of yankee stadium. It began in the museum, small but it hit the main points, they have a neat installation of a wall of balls signed by each of the players that have ever been on the team, really awesome to look at. We also got to go through monument park and through each teams dugout and out onto the warning track behind home plate. As a baseball fan it was pretty awesome.
All in all it's been a super awesome visit. I love it when the internets come to town.
Really? I assumed it just naturally smelled of jackass.
The stadium does look sweet though overall from what I can tell. The only real problem with it I have, well not including it's where the jackasses play, is the dimensions. I'm still pissed that every time I seemed to watch a game last year, someone would hit a 315 foot flyball that would turn into a home run. It's stupid that it's smaller than most high school fields I have ever been on. The worst part is that people try to cover it up. I remember Cano hit a 315 foot home run last year and the announcers said that it was measured at like 340 feet or something. I literally saw it with my own eyes hit the top of the wall and go over...Stupid jackasses.
Awwww, you're chickening out too? I've noticed dudes are the only ones that don't take back their killing promises. It must be because we aren't vaginas...Vaginas isn't the plural for vagina? It's telling me I spelled it wrong. The eff?
Pfff, that's like hoping the sun is going to rise tomorrow.
Haha, fair enough. Just so you know, you'll have to stand in line for that. I know it's shocking because I'm so darn charming, but you're not the first to say that. I am next to immortal though. So, I hope you have Zeus' lightening bolts or something...Anyway, good night...Sleep tight...Albert Pujols and the Cards bite.
What? I complemented him. He has more World Series MVPs than A-Rod. That makes him better right? Just like having better spring training stats makes Grady better than Pujols. I mean, who wouldn't want Eckstein on their team. I wouldn't want to go to an amusement park with him since he couldn't ride any of the rides, but I'll have him on my team so he could try to move his stubby legs every time he taps the ball to the pitcher.
No, I didn't say Grady was better than Pujols. I just pointed out that Grady was batting better than Pujols. That's all I'm saying...Although, clearly, Pujols sucks. He was on steroids and is now coming off of them. That's why he sucks in spring training. Everyone knows spring training matters. I mean, David Eckstein used to tear up spring training and he's a World Series MVP. See, that's proof right there...Also, I'm not sure if you noticed my edit of the previous journal, but it's there.
Spring Training...Cleveland 10-5...St.Louis 6-10...Suck it...I know it won't last and spring training literally means nothing, but suck it anyway...This is all I will have to brag about this year...Oh, Pujols is batting .238 with one home run. Grady is batting .353 with one home run. Again, suck it...Adam Wainwright has a 9.00 ERA. The Faustastic has a 1.29 ERA...So, one last time...Suck it...I win.
EDIT: I'm not in the least bit drunk...I'm not even at the point where I can pretend to be. The cops were out in full force tonight. Heck, Joe got pulled over for a broken headlight. So, I decided to play it safe...My above comments still stand...Suck it.