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Taylor

#1 Posted 5 years ago	+ 107 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Post here about all your favorite quotes, moments, jokes, PSA's and anything else related to our favorite orange spartan.

Taylor

#2 Posted 5 years ago	+ 57 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
My favorite time is when they got the "Puma"

Kensukete

#3 Posted 5 years ago	+ 33 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Taylor, #2: Grif: "Oh, really? I thought you were savagely trying to kill our sargeant by ramming into him with a 6000 pound steel deathtrap! But now that I notice you're really only trying to help, please, continue." Doc: "Really?" Grif and Simmons: "GET OUT!"

syrupysw33t

#4 Posted 5 years ago	+ 8 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Taylor, #1: "I knew I should have just shot him" "Thanks kissass, If I want to take tips on guarding from the guy who lost our last prisoner, ill be sure to ask you." <333 the Dexter Grif

CamerCM

#5 Posted 5 years ago	+ 16 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Kensukete, #3: Simmons "Don't worry sir. U removed the emotion center of my brain and put it into grif." Grif: "I can't take it! We're all going to die!"

ph34r

#6 Posted 5 years ago	+ 23 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Kensukete, #3: From ep. 38: "Okay, two can play at this game. Codeword: Dirtbag. Ah, son of a bitch!"

syrupysw33t

#7 Posted 5 years ago	+ 17 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to syrupysw33t, #4: Simmons- Grif is just a dumbass Grif- I'm using your Cerbral Cortex Simmons- Donut is sure to crack and reveil everything. Grif- Like where he keeps his tampons?

Taylor

#8 Posted 5 years ago	+ 15 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to syrupysw33t, #7: Ep 37. Grif: Wait if we accept, that means we would have 2 surrenders and they would have none. That means we win. Simmons: Win what? Grif: I..I don't know. The war. Something. Right?

syrupysw33t

#9 Posted 5 years ago	+ 8 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Taylor, #8: I love that one.

Taylor

#10 Posted 5 years ago	+ 29 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to syrupysw33t, #9: Simmons: Aw crap I'm out. Give me some aummunition Grif. Grif: Me? I don't have any extra. I'm down to one bullet. Simmons: Wha... How can that be? You're the only who carries all the extra rounds into battle Grif: Wait. Since when? Simmons: Since the last staff meeting. Grif: We actually talk about stuff in those things. I just fall asleep in my helmet.

Taylor

#11 Posted 5 years ago	+ 25 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I also want to know why not to many people like Grif. He is awsome. And possibly the smartest person there.

syrupysw33t

#12 Posted 5 years ago	+ 5 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Taylor, #11: Between him and Church, we have the smartest of the group in one area as far as episode 38 does. Grif was always my second favorite.. only to Tex.

Taylor

#13 Posted 5 years ago	+ 4 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to syrupysw33t, #12: Yea Tex was pretty cool Then "that girl in the pink armor" threw a nice one and killed her.

tasagi

ON3 Ro_OF

#14 Posted 5 years ago	+ 19 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Episode 35: Grif: don't tell me, the convoy general from spanish land is comming and without lopez we don't have anyone to translate. simmons: there's no such thing as spanish land you retard. Grif: yes there is they've got thoose water slides, and all that salsa.

CoolPlace

#15 Posted 5 years ago	+ 19 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Ep18 Grif: Eye spy something that begins with.... Simmons: Dirt Grif: Damn how did you Simmons: Well cause you did rock last time thats all thats out here just rock and dirt

tasagi

ON3 Ro_OF

#16 Posted 5 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Kensukete, #3: dude you get a cool point for happy noodle boy.

Infiniti805

#17 Posted 5 years ago	+ 7 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Code word..dirtbag oww...ok let me try...code word..dirtbag...and it hits him again...=P

Canis_Lupis

#18 Posted 5 years ago	+ 5 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
has anyone ever noticed Grif kinda sounds like Stormy from sealab 2021?

Xaber88

#19 Posted 5 years ago	+ 10 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
GRIF RULES!!!! enough said ''kiss ass''

Spartan719

Otakon 2009

#20 Posted 5 years ago	+ 4 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
"What happened here? I mean, first Donut's head exploded, and then, you fainted..."

Spartan719

Otakon 2009

#21 Posted 5 years ago	+ 31 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Grif: Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are you? Tex: Hey punk, i don't need a weapon to kill you" Grif: Yeah right, What are you gonna do, punch me?" (Tex moves closer) Grif: Aaaaggghh! Not in the face!!!

ionlywanttwo

#22 Posted 5 years ago	+ 25 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Simmons: Im telling you its prononced BOTH, your adding and "L" to it Grif: But, you sound like such an ass when you say it Sarge: Grif get up here, Got some more of those Speacial-Ops fellas headin toward the base Grif: More? As in more than one?! No offense sir but shouldnt we bolth go up there Simmons:BOTH!! Gif:Seriously, Like an ASS!

Xaber88

#23 Posted 5 years ago	+ 0 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to ionlywanttwo, #22: Simmons: Im telling you its prononced BOTH, your adding and "L" to it Grif: But, you sound like such an ass when you say it Sarge: Grif get up here, Got some more of those Speacial-Ops fellas headin toward the base Grif: More? As in more than one?! No offense sir but shouldnt we bolth go up there Simmons:BOTH!! Gif:Seriously, Like an ASS! hehe

happysapper

#24 Posted 5 years ago	+ 35 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Griff - "I would just like everyone to know, that I suck. And that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys." Sarge - "This may be the best surrender ever!"

TonyLikeFire

#25 Posted 5 years ago	+ 11 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
"Mother, I love you because you violently squeezed me out of your womb."

Xaber88

#26 Posted 5 years ago	+ 5 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to happysapper, #24: Griff - "I would just like everyone to know, that I suck. And that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys." Sarge - "This may be the best surrender ever!" oh man i forgot about that one lol, so funny

Xaber88

#27 Posted 5 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Xaber88, #26: what episode is that??

Hyoumaru

Sponsor

#28 Posted 5 years ago	- 2 Noob [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Is it me, or does the voice acting of Dexter Griff/Geoff Fink sound somewhat similair to Sealab 2021's Stormy Waters/Ellis Henican?

Xaber88

#29 Posted 5 years ago	+ 0 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
nvm i got it, its episode 22

Taylor

#30 Posted 5 years ago	- 1 Lame [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Hyoumaru, #28: No I have never noticed it. I'll have to go watch me some Sealab and see.

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