To celebrate me being level 5 (Finnally, just cuz I'm not a female) I have created a list of quotes, add and comment with your own quotes and thoughts.
Reality is a lie, agreed upon - Kevin Flute
We are all here because we are not all there - Kevin Flute
-Get your tounge out of my mouthe cuz I'm kissing you goodbye - Cody Cosgrove
-The subtle manifestations of a degenerate society are two-fold, first the ruling class no longer cares about the proletariat, and second, the proletariat no longer cares-by me or so i say
JUST WIN BABY!!! - Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
-Tom Clancy When you marry your Mistress you leave a vacancy - someone "If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."
- Chinese prover Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk? - anon
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing - anon
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. - anon
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. - Abraham Lincoln
America is God’s Crucible, the great Melting Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming! Here you stand, good folk, think I, when I see them at Ellis Island, here you stand in your fifty groups with your fifty languages and histories . . . into the crucible with you all! God is making the American . . . the real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you—he will be the fusion of all the races. - Israel Zangwill
-If you put the name of a famous person after a sentence, everyone believes that person said it. ~Elvis Presley
Vandalism is as beautiful as a rock in a cops face"~My Guitar sticker "We're so trendy we can't even escape ourselves"~Kurt Cobain
..... then we'er gonna go to washington DC and take back the white house........ BLIZZZZAH!!!!!!!!!!! -Howard Dean
All the quotes are pretty random, I will admit that I ran out of my own and looked a little on the internet. There are zillions of good quotes we can learn alot of. Perhaps I should post the whole book of Proverbs
Under peaceful conditions a warlike man sets upon himself. --Nietzche
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you---Nietzche
the mind and body do not always travel the same road---kickboxer 3
A fighter fights because he luvs to fight, a warrior fights because he has too---Sun Tzu
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."-douglas adams
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."-douglas adams
"This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."-douglas adams
"There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever."- Viggo Mortensen
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."-Seneca
"More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion."- Harvey Milk
"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist."- Friedrich Nietzsche
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - shakespeare Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. - shakespeare 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. " abraham lincoln "It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death. "- mary renault Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living.- Omar N. bradly
Better red than dead (Command & Conquer - PC Game)
Hope lies with the prols (1984 - G. Orwell)
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..(The Man - Sir W. Churchill - www.putlearningfirst.com/language/20rhet/chill.html)
The Geezer before Sir W. Churchill: *"To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy...Keep your Friends close and your Enemies closer."* some qoutes from the original master(http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu)
Ive got a bad feeling about this - Star Wars E Chu Ta - Star Wars You can't rape the willing - Unknown I see your schwartz is as big as mine - Spaceballs My precioussss - Lord of the Rings My stapler, it was a red swingline... - Office Space The first rule about fight club is....do not talk about fight club. - Fight Club Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love - Einstein Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, your right - Henry Ford
Well im not sure who made this qoute but "And when he gets to heaven, To Saint Peter he will tell 'One more soldier reporting sir I've served my time in hell.' Operation Overlord D-Day"
haha, im a girl and im nowhere near having 5 points, so haha i have proved you wrong, but anyways :) here are my quotes..i chose some funny ones
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." -Roseanne Barr.
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." "Exorcism," I think, is more apt: "Please! Get the hell out of my body!" -- Jeff Stilson
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. -- George Carlin
Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling. -- Robert Paul
Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music. -- George Bernard Shaw
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant' -- Dean Martin
This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' -- Judy Tenuta
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave? -- Beverly Mickens
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." - Dorothy Parker
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker
"Abbas now marveled at the strength of love, its power and its strange magic. He thought it right that God had created mankind capable of love and then left the task of developing life to the fertility of love." - Naguib Mahfouz
"You know the Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews where." -Peter Gibbons
"No way. Why should I have to change my name. He's the no talent ass-clown." -Michael Bolton
"I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life *were* fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe." -Marcus Cole
"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something." -Dread Pirate Roberts/Westley
"Hello...My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" -Inigo Montoya
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!" -Vizzini
And my all time favorite exchange: Westley: "To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose. Prince Humperdinck: And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . . Prince Humperdinck: And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it. Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
If you hadn't already guessed, Princess Bride is my favorite movie, and one of my favorite books.
here are some more quotes, all by erwin rommel, "Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains saves both." "In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." "One must not judge everyone in the world by his qualities as a soldier: otherwise we should have no civilization." "Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning."
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." ---Voltaire "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." ---Anonymous "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity." ---Dale Carnegie "All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field." ---Alan John Percivale Taylor "There's no point in being part of history if you're too ignorant to understand it." ---From the game "Morrowind" "As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." ---Albert Einstein "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." ---Fran Lebowitz "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." ---Anonymous "Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy." ---Huey Long "The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself." ---Mark Twain "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." ---Steven Wright "Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it." ---Anonymous "I start to think there really is no cure for depression, that happiness is an ongoing battle, and I wonder if it isn't one I'll have to fight for as long as I live. I wonder if it's worth it." ---Elizabeth Wurtzel "What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneliness, and say, 'This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned and you with it, dust of the dust!' Would you throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse that demon? Or would you answer, 'Never have I heard anything more divine'?" ---Friedrich Nietzsche "Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." ---Friedrich Nietzsche "Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to." ---Socrates "Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future." ---Anonymous "You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race." ---George Bernard Shaw "Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." ---Bertrand Russell "Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees." ---Boris Marshalov "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." ---George Washington "As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape." ---John Lancaster Spalding "Life dies inside a person when there are no others willing to be-friend him. He thus gets filled with emptiness and a non-existent sense of self-worth." ---Mark RJ Lavoie "We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance." ---Anonymous "The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live." ---Albert Einstein "Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so." ---David Grayson "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." ---Victor Hugo "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." ---Kyle Schmidt "Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." ---Anonymous "Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more." ---Erica Jong
"The Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." - Thucydides
"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine
History...is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind.--Gibbon
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else.--Samuel Rogers
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none--Schopenhauer
With just enough learning to misquote--Byron
Marriage resemble a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them--Smith
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--attri. to Voltaire
My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was actually twelve miles from a lemon--Sydney Smith
Wealth I ask not, hope nor love, Nor a friend to know me; All I ask, the heaven above And the road below me.--Robert Louis Stevenson
"'If, in two minutes, mademoiselle, you have not turned the scorpion, I shall turn the grasshopper...and the grasshopper, I tell you, hops jolly high!'" -Erik from The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux.
"She would have softened a heart of granite; but you cannot soften a heart of wood." -Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
"'She's the spurned lover of a married man.'" "'She is a married man.'"-Wicked by Gregory Maguire
"And damn You, too," he said. "See if You can stop me," thinking of himself, his file of soldiers with the manacled sheriff in the rear, dragging Omnipotence down from his throne, if necessary; of the embattle legions of both hell and heaven through which he tore his way and put his hands at last on his fleeing niece."
William Faulkner, excerpt from section four of The Sound and the Fury. Probably the best narrative ever written.
She kept a box of letters & dried flowers & some old chocolate in a dark place & watered it until it started to rot & then she put on her best dress & some bright lipstick & took it around to everybody she knew & said, see, I told you so.
this is a pet airplane & the only difference between it & any other pet is that its poop smells like jet fuel
goat skeleton that roams the streets at night to remind people that all those designer salads are not without cost
Love your ememies is way too hard, she told me. We need a game everyone can win. Like what? I said. How about 'don't bite'?, she said & then she shrugged. I think it's best to start small.
Can I count on you to be there, no matter what? she said & I said no & she said what kind of friend are you? & I said the kind who won't lie to you any time you want & I think she kept me around as a curiosity after that
I like butter & sugar & being alive a whole lot & today I'm kind of sad because with all the latest studies I figured out I'm going to have to choose.
The clock is a conspiracy & a crime against humanity & I would not own one except I miss appointments without it.
He just sat in the church looking up at nothing in particular & I whispered what are you doing? & he said if Jesus had been a chicken would we have Weber grills all over the place instead of crosses? & I had a hard time concentrating after that, too.
