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Stupid Question/Answer: Halo 2 Style 2 [ 1 ] [ 2 ] ... [ 8 ] [ 9 ]
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#1   Posted 2 years ago
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Since this gets locked in the halo thread i was told to try it here. The last Q/A thread got shut down for no reason so I'm going to try to start a new one. If you dont know how to post heres an example:
Why does the masterchief kill the flood?
Some random poster: Because he gets candy

This keeps going with one person answering the last question and then asking one of his own. Heres my first question:
How many grunts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
kingtiger287
kingtiger287
#2   Posted 2 years ago
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52
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#3   Posted 2 years ago
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you need to ask to answer the question asked above then ask your own. ill ask another one

why are the prophets so funny looking?
bebfett
bebfett
#4   Posted 2 years ago
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cause thier nerds
why is cortana pink?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#5   Posted 2 years ago
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no shes not!

Why is elite blood purple?
gary117
gary117
#6   Posted 2 years ago
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theres a halo 1 thread for this, its been going on for so long

because they are little softies

why are hunters in pairs?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#7   Posted 2 years ago
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{there was also a halo 2 but it was locked}

cause theyare boyfriends

How do hunters have sex?
gary117
gary117
#8   Posted 2 years ago
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in a rather dirty way...

how do grunts have sex?
gary117
gary117
#9   Posted 2 years ago
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also here is the link to the halo 1 forum just like this, though people havn't commented in it in a while =[

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2201680&page=4
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#10   Posted 2 years ago
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in a rather clean way

how about prophet porn. Hot or not?
gary117
gary117
#11   Posted 2 years ago
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definatly not. he'd pole dance in his little hovie-chair

what does an elite shout when he snipes the head of a marine?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#12   Posted 2 years ago
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fuck!

why would he shout that
gary117
gary117
#13   Posted 2 years ago
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because he burned his hand with the amount of plasma that exchausted out of his sniper, he wasted so much plasma just trying to kill the guy. unaccurate little bastard

why did the elite die straight after burning his hand?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#14   Posted 2 years ago
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because he cant jack off anymore

how high is high charity?
gary117
gary117
#15   Posted 2 years ago
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so high that he is stoned

if a grunt ran out of methane to breath what would happen if high charity give him some drugs straight after
urself is online
urself
#16   Posted 2 years ago
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he would become addicted

what is he breathes his own fart
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#17   Posted 2 years ago
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he would live

how many toes does the masterchief have on his left foot?
gary117
gary117
#18   Posted 2 years ago
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5...duh

how many on his right?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#19   Posted 2 years ago
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one for each zombie hes killed

how many zombies has he killed?
gary117
gary117
#20   Posted 2 years ago
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5 lol

does he like killing zombies?
urself is online
urself
#21   Posted 2 years ago
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duh more of a challenge

will we be able to beat down brutes with grav hammers in halo 3?
gary117
gary117
#22   Posted 2 years ago
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the topic is on halo 2

why is it tht every time you stick a grunt you think "what a watse" but when it panics, runs about then explodes you feel proud of yourself?
urself is online
urself
#23   Posted 2 years ago
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)u must be new to this topic then. Me and Mrmatt are vets in this thread, halo 2 isnt a limit to talk about, we ask questions about almost anything)

A:magic

Q:will beating down the new brutes be as satisfying as it is in halo 2
gary117
gary117
#24   Posted 2 years ago
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i have been part of a thread like this for a while. there are threads out there for the likes of your question

no

whats the MC's favourite weapon

urself is online
urself
#25   Posted 2 years ago
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(my question was legit)

shotgun

favoriot enemy?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#26   Posted 2 years ago
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you

favorite ally?
gary117
gary117
#27   Posted 2 years ago
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me

favourite medal
urself is online
urself
#28   Posted 2 years ago
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roadkill

has he ever beatten up god?
mrmatt665
mrmatt665
#29   Posted 2 years ago
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every day

what about jesus
gary117
gary117
#30   Posted 2 years ago
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yesterday

what about me?
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