For those of you not familiar with Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer, here's how it works. One poster asks a question at the the end of their post, and the next poster gives an answer and another quesiton. Try to make the Answers as silly as possible, and make the Questions vary from loopy to serious.
E.G.:
Thechosen: Q: Why does the MasterChief use guns?
SomePoster: A. Because his hands are glued to them. Q. Why is Cortana Blue?
NextPoster: A. Cause she's made of Blue Rasperry Gatorade. Q. Why are Flood angry?
And this continues on and on. I'll start the first question:
