My dropout sister and her dropout boyfriend who lost her a job because he'd show up early in the morning drunk and threatening to kill her. They asked me to co-sign on a trailer for them. I just hung up on her.
Wow, I lucked out on the sibling-douche thing, I've got nothing to compare to anything posted here. I'll have to remember to thank my sisters for that.
In March of 2006, my brother married a cheating ho-bag who slept around on him while he was deployed over seas and was generally a huge bitch to everyone she came in contact with.
They divorced in June of 08.
Last night he called me on the way to the hospital to see her new baby she had on Tuesday by her ex-fiance who now has several warrants out for his arrest.