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nvrtrstCHEEZ

Ungrateful

Ever think of an ability that sounds kind of awesome or totally random? Well put it here then!

Rules
1. Powers must be extremely unconventional and can also be almost totally useless (Ex. The power to make eggs boil faster)
2. You must also think of a weakness, it can completely unrelated to your power
3. Pics are okay
4. NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE THE POWER TO BREAK MY RULES!!!

I originally made a thread like this in my group forum, but decided to put it here too, hopefully it won't be an epic fail... hopefully

One of my powers would be to turn cheese into skittles, and my weakness would be people with a British accent

FlashDinobot

#2 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The power to make your fingernails grow 2. Mr Nail clippers, the evil pair of giant Nail clippers with an..BRITISH ACCENT! 3. Can't find any pics. 4. Breaking these rules will make it not fun!

LungieII

#3 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1.The power to make thing inexplicably flip upside down. 2. Horses wearing woo caps.

middyfrosh

#4 Posted 11 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The ability to make every dog I see turn into a pineapple. 2. Squirrels that have swallowed nickel-hydride batteries. 3. NO PICTURES HERE. GO ELSEWHERE. 4. Shenangans

Beebop

#5 Posted 11 months ago	+ 3 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. the power to kill certain species of mosquitoes 2. certain kinds of mosquitoes are fatal

Warbringer95

Dead Space

#6 Posted 11 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Cheese vision!

nvrtrstCHEEZ

Ungrateful

#7 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Warbringer95, #6: you forgot to post a weakness

Ater_Dremora

#8 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1 The power to extract milk from cheese 2 My only weakness is that i'm alergic to lactose

Nicoma

#9 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The power to put myself in and out of a coma, but only during summer vacation. 2. Weakness is air

Beebop

#10 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. ablility to shoot lasers from eyes, not the cool lasers just laser pointers. 2. constantly blind

Warbringer95

Dead Space

#11 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Warbringer95, #6: The weakness....constipation. Post edited 12/06/08 4:59PM

nvrtrstCHEEZ

Ungrateful

#12 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Another one of my powers would be the ability to shank people with bowling balls And my weakness would be bowling shoes under the full moon

Ater_Dremora

#13 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Mine would be to make poeple burn. my weakness would be (is) backpains

Ozerbone

#14 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
My power would be to make it actually rain cats and dogs My weakness would be allergy to cats and dogs (I'm not allergic to then in real life by the way)

Warbringer95

Dead Space

#15 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Power: Shapeshifting Weakness: Causes Cancer

Beebop

#16 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. nothing can kill me, buuuut... 2. what doesn't kill me (paper cuts, stubbed toes, haircuts, etc.) makes me weaker... and weaker... and weaker.

Nsanity

NOCASHVALUE

#17 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Power: Make women orgasm from up to a mile away. Weakness: Though it may be useful in some circumstances, its overall useless if you're trying to save the world.

BigDaddy117

No Russian

#18 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1) The ability to vote for President Bush. 2) ... Having to think of a weakness...

FireHazzard

#19 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1.the ability to not break strings when I shread 2.I can't change my strings

Beebop

#20 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. ability to make glass melt more slowly. 2. doing so decreases ability to fight off disease.

Kirakishou

Loves James

#21 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The power to freeze frogs 2. Eventually, the frogs thaw out

McThwart

#22 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The Power to Run Mac OSX on a PC. 2. Not a single problem I come across involves Photoshop or setting up a website.

Donuthole

ZDRLT Rewind

#23 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. the ability to detect breast implants 2. insta-flaccids for a day when you see a pair

Beebop

#24 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. ability to know about someone's problems 2. always socially awkward whenever you try to talk about them

playpause85

Tag your it

#25 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Power: The ability to narrate your life with no one hearing. Weakness: You can't stop it

Warbringer95

Dead Space

#26 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Ability to point at windows and they explode in shards. Shards accidentally kills many people. Not very useful, but it would make those final fights with the villains really awesome!

brianvan

#27 Posted 11 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. the ability to totally cover myself in flames 2. s'mores will give me aids

CptGrif

Sponsor

#28 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1) ability to sleep for as long as i want, when i want. no matter how much caffeine i've had 2) Microsoft

Falc0nCrunch

#29 Posted 11 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. Ability to spawn zombies through my thoughts 2. The zombies I spawn

Tezla

#30 Posted 11 months ago	+ 3 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. The ability to fly...straight into lamp posts 2. Lamp posts

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