Yeah, I'm that guy. I saw Jedi when it was in theaters the first time. I know who shot JR. I graduated high school when lots of you were still in diapers.
But I still watch cartoons and eat Lucky Charms. I wear flowered Chuck Taylors and play video games. And I own a lightsaber. Now who wants to play?
**WARNING** Fantasies such as coolness, possessing of any skills or random acts involving cheerleaders, woodchucks and power tools are apt to strike at any time. Please stay back at least 15 feet if eyes glaze over.
I'm sick of being in Caribou and I'm ready to go home. Sadly, there's still broken stuff here so going home will just have to wait for another couple days.
Anybody know where I can get a deal on a robot to do this shit for me?
