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October 23rd, 2008

So I lied...

Read it first
I did end up responding to her again. This is what I said:
"Honey," I cant get three of the four things the bank requires.
There are no Senegalese powered attorneys in this area. No body from this town cares about that area of the world.
Having never knew your father, how can I get his death certificate?
And having no way to get to Senegal, how could I pick up an affidavit of Oath from the High Court?
This is what she sent back:
My Dearest/ Sweetheart..
How are you today? i hope fine.i am more than happy to read your mails, Once again thanks for your ability to help me transfer the money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you,it shows you are a dependable and trustworthy man. Listen, before i gave you this information's i saw your profile that you matched mine,i have never told any body about this money the only people that knows about it is you and me no one again knows about it (since my parent's are dead).

So,i will also advise you to please keep it to yourself because i am afraid of loosing the money to people who will disappoint me when the money gets to there care that was why it took me time to tell you about it and i promise you this from my heart (I AM NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU) and i equally expect the same from you. now,regarding the requests the bank needs from us i have with me here the last Deposit of Account (which i will send to you, if the lawyer agrees to help us) and the death certificate,(which i will also send to you) I thought it's the only thing the bank will need from us but since they need the power of attorney and the affidavit of oath from the high court here in DAKAR SENEGAL.

I have informed the Reverend about it and he gave me the contact of this lawyer below,he is a registered lawyer in the United Nations Camp here and he is also a registered member in (Senegalese Bar Association) who will help in preparing the documents for us, Please i will like you to contact him through email and phone today,when your contacting him, tell him that you are my Foreign partner and you want him to prepare a power of attorney in your name to enable the transfer of my (Late) father's ACCOUNT in ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND to the account in Your country.

His contact information are as follows,
Bar (Dr) EWA ANTHONY.
Of: (ANTHONY'S CHAMBER)
Email (ewalaw_consultant@mail.com) (ewa_lawyerchambers@yahoo.com)
Office Tel/Fax: is (00221-77-140-1872)

So, i will like you to contact him for the preparation of the power of attorney on your name,Please try and contact me when you are in contact with him and let me know if he agrees to help us!.

Please i will like you to first of all get the money transfer and when you come here we all can move at the same time.I will be waiting for you soon Honey to hear your sweet voice today,I would have love to call you, but i am not with any money now.

I am feeling for you every minute of the day ,i wish to be with you soon. I have attached for you here my late father's death certificate, and also the Deposit certificate, Please contact our Lawyer for the rest soonest.

A big hug for you,
From my deepest heart,
Yours forever
Naomi
She even attached the two documents:
Cert of Deposit
Cert of Death
Note the differences in how to spell her name. And I love how this is the first certificate the Bank has ever issued. Hence the 0001 in the corner.
Did I point out the excerpt of her "trusting me" and yet she sent me all the info about her money in the second email? And I told her I was Michael Moore... Lots of trust there...
My response:
"Sweetie," I am more worried about disappointing you. Everytime I have called your lawyer friend, it has cost me $1.25/minute and I get a busy tone. I think he might be on his dial up looking at porn. Atleast thats what the lawyers over here do... And how come you never spell your name the same way twice?
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