(Can't beat Gary Mothereffing Oak)

Also,


>explain to friend what greentext thread is
>he makes a silent recognition of understanding
>ninjas attack us from no where
>Inyuasha shows up from no where with a precision windscar
>kills all the ninja to have it be split in half by Chuck Norris
>Nappa asks Vegeta what his power level is
>Vegeta takes off his scouter crushes it while saying it's over 9000
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion
>infinite recursion

Suppose you meet a really nice girl. She's charming, cute, a little shy, but easy to talk to. The two of you get to know each other and you eventually find the courage to ask her out. As you become close, you feel your relationship getting stronger and that you genuinely care for each other. Finally, the night comes where you think yu are going to sleep with her. You are at her house, (perhaps on the couch? haha), and after leaving the room for a moment, she calls you into her bedroom. It's there you find her dressed in a full Gardevoir costume where she shyly reveals to you that she has a fetish for dressing up in Pokémon suits and wants you to dress in costume as well. She produces several male Pokémon costumes prepared for this night, and asks if you will choose one.

What will you do?

If you wake one morning and think "Hey, I'm an adult now! I can buy Cap'n Crunch Berries whenever I want!"
You should take note that, at said time in your life, Trix have now become strictly off limits to you.



>Walk home from school.
>Lights are on.
>No one is home (or so you think).
>Notice you are actually sitting on a couch

Previously on Strike Witches:
Ponytail-tan now canon
Red Pants got voice
Hime Uta 1 translation It's on the Wiki

Also,

C'MOUAN C'MOUAN, You know this isn't what we planned ouan!!

Anyway,

Zombie EP. Buy that shiz.



>Also, Shirley, what is that device you're holding?
>Hehe...eh?

>Also, SHIRLEY, what is that device you're holding?

>SHIRLEY

DOOOOOOMMM!!!

Also,



Also, have you not started watching HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD yet?

You should.

Also, basic conversation is something like this:

Hirano! How do I use this?
Push the lever infront of the trigger guard!
Then disengage the safety!
After, pull the operating rod on the right side!
And shoot!
...Missed!

And now, a lesson in Boob Physics:

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


Exhibit C


Xzibit

Truth and hope in our Fatherland!
And death to every foe!
Our soldiers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty

Old traditions they will abide
Arise young heroes!
Our past inspires noble deeds
All Hail Britannia!

Immortal beacon shows the way
Step forth, seek glory!
Hoist your swords high into the clouds
Hail Britannia!

Our Emperor stands astride this world
He’ll vanquish every foe!
His truth and justice shine so bright
All hail his brilliant light!

Never will he be overthrown
Lie mountains and sea
His bloodline immortal and pure
All Hail Britannia!

So let his wisdom guide our way
Go forth and seek glory
Hoist your swords high into the clouds
Hail Britannia!

7/4 4/4 7/8 4/4/ 7/4/ 4/4 7/8 4/4

Robot Chicken parody of Shawshank Redemption yesterday; Family Guy parody today. I remember thinkin' it would take an awful long time to see both of those parodies. It only took about 10 minutes. Not so good with the math.

Finally managed to get some 7.5oz drinks. Grand counterpart for a smoked-turkey wrapped kosher dill pickle, I say.

Blizzard should stop making games and start making feature films.

Ever sniped an Ebay sniping bot on a bid? ...Refrain unless you withhold sufficient funds.

What am I doing? I should be playing Pokémon.





And now for the weather: