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epic shotgun meets.....newspaper? WTF?
Benelli 12 gauge Nova, black with synthetic stock, 1 year old, shoots 2-3/4”, 3” and 3-1/2” shells, includes rifled deer barrel, excellent shape, $600. Call 694-8678.
god i love the paper....now to find the $600.....ima be runnin up in niggas cribs n pushin mad rock to buy dis bitch
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So after traveling through bat country on a job hunt with all its dangers ( god I love THE HUNT ) I have returned home to find things are different....very different *plays foreshadowing music*
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I stole this shit!
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen buddism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happend before.
Islam: If shit happpens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person resposible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deservit it.
Protestantism: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian:I t's not so bad if shit happens,as long you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juse with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens you will go to hell unless you are born again.(Amen!)
Fundamentalism#2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism#3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saterday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christisn Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christisn Science #2: SHit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit dose not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: Fome a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Lets bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good fo me.
Hedonism: Ther is nothing like a good shit happening.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let it happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "D ianetics", p.157.
Jehova's Witnesses: >Knock<>Knock< Shit happens.
Jehova's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehova's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happend; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did some one shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism: I can't believe this shit.
Nihilism: No shit.
And of corse we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
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wtf bday?
so yea same place same time but next day. found out one of the random dudes i was chillin with leastnight was have in his birthday tonight so i went with them. i smell beer pong.
p.s. great episode of the DR.MAC show comeing up SOON!
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wow im lame
so yea i played a round of beer pong then ran to the computer to write this. i love random people with lap tops. so um yea idk wtf to say. um peace n thug love
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Back in Black.......Women
Ok crack heads listen up as you all dont know I am FINALLY back online and you all know what that means right? I hope you do cuz I dont
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ROAD_BLOCK BLOCKED?
well the for the people who know the story my good Buddie *laughs* ROAD_BLOCK who has locked most of my threads has gotten his thread locked, i could not stop laughing of all people him. can someone say karma? i think i might start worship some sort of god now.
rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2204969
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