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· Fuck it!
· Wishing for a miracle
· A little lol

queenspammy Wichita
 

November 21st, 2009

Mungo Day

I need to go to Vegas. This is the sexiest excuse ever.

LINKED MEDIA

November 18th, 2009

Where's my walker?

My hips hurt.

My knees hurt.

My feet hurt.

But I feel so good for doing something bigger then myself for once.

Thanks so much for all of the support. I seriously could have never done any of that without you.

You will be proud to know I did the ENTIRE walk. I didn't get swept (that means having to get picked up by a van and brought to the next pit stop because of giving up or walking too slow).

I thought of you guys all weekend. I walked for all you girls, so you never have to go through the pain of being diagnosed, and I walked for all you boys, so you have a second base.

Now I'm going to go to bed, because I'm still worn out. I was back at work on Monday and with a job where you walk all day...... recovery may take a while. My feet got so swollen at the end of Monday night that my toes didn't touch the ground when I was standing or walking. Okay, time to quit complaining about the pain.

Oh, and I fell in love this weekend. Smucker's Uncrustables, Bengay, and men in pink. Pink bras.

November 13th, 2009

Fuck it!

You know. I just can't do it.

I don't have it in me to just quit something.

I'm doing the 3 day.

Please, I have till the 15th of December. Any more sponsors are more then welcome! Use the donation link on my profile.

I you guys, and I'm going to put all your donations to use! I'll post pics on facebook during the walk. Cheer me on!

November 12th, 2009

Wishing for a miracle

I kinda wish that I magically had the money to do the 3 day this weekend. Even though everyone is being so kind with me not being able to do it, I still feel so guilty. Yeah, technically I have till December 16th to do fundraising, I could work a shit load of overtime.... but that's about 36 hours of overtime a week.... and I'm just not that energetic.

I'm still heading to Arizona this weekend. I am not putting that plane ticket to waste. I need to pick up my Rockband drum set and get the title to my car. I also want to hang out with Kraig.

Plus, if I don't have In N' Out soon I'm going to bust my head against the wall.

I think I may bring my laptop, but if I'm not online, you won't even notice.

p.s.- Is it bad I still have yet to even put MW2 in my 360? I've just been playing around in the dark. Because I can totally see in the dark now.

November 7th, 2009

A little lol

I was watching an episode of Medium.

The kids were watching TV. The mom asked what they are watching.

"Some old movie called Night of the Living Dead. It's part of a zombie movie marathon that's going to be on until Halloween."

The dad asks, "They're not running the one where everyone is trapped in the mall are they?"

It's funny because the actor who plays the dad was in the movie where "everyone is trapped in the mall". :)

November 7th, 2009

A hopeful fix

Fondue has been driving me crazy.

She wakes me up early in the morning, she won't leave my side, she meows all the time, she jumps up everywhere, she eats too much food, she is so annoying.

So Pete got something that will hopefully help.

October 31st, 2009

Last Minute Halloween Costume

So I wasn't going to do anything for Halloween, but I found this costume idea on CollegeHumor.com and I'm totally going to use it.
European


What you need:
-Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
-Too-tight jeans
-Hair gel
-Imported beer
-Cigarette
-Scarf

Tips for "selling it":
-Scoff at most things people say
-Dance with your hands only, no hips
-Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs


October 28th, 2009

Pervs

I learned tonight that no matter how old men get, no matter how out of their mind they are, they are still pervs.

At work tonight I was watching an old guy with severe dementia, making sure he stayed in his room. He passed out and woke up confused. He asked who I was and what I was doing there. I said I was there to stay with him for the night.

He pulled back the sheets and invited me into bed with him.

old.... wrinkly.... balls....

Please excuse me, the contents of my stomach are about to make a grand exit.

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