August 24th, 2008

Meaningful

The last journal had probably my favorite set of comments ever. Thanks. If you missed it, go back and comment on it.

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I am bloggin today from my work. I am standing at my work station typing, walking people in the mall walk past me, as I stand here, in my AT&T shirt, and my tricked out name tag.

We have 12 live demo phones. Meaning you can make phone calls from them...Well someone must've called someone else fromt hem repeatedly, because this afternoon at work this same number called about 3 times. Finally... my crazy coworker Kasem picks up

*puts on his sexy girl voice*
Kasem: Hi
Girl: hey, why do you keep calling me?
Kasem: You're calling me.
Girl: Why do you keep calling Missouri?
Kasem: Missouri, where's that?
Girl: It's in the center of the united states.
Kasem: I thought Kansas was...
Girl: Well, Kansas touches missouri.
Kasem: That's hot.

She got angry and hung up. I laughed for like 20 straight minutes.

Posted 1 year ago by Gilrean Comments (10)	+ 5 Funny

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letoreborn

#1 Posted 1 year ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
1. State sex is very Hot!! 2. I think you are very attractive. 3. seriously . . . i think i just put this in the wrong journal.

thejewman

#2 Posted 1 year ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
you're in missouri?

subcypher

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#3 Posted 1 year ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Bad touched by Kansas... eew.

ShadowStylez

Never Change

#4 Posted 1 year ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Now that was hilarious. I wish I could've been there for that.

whtsnk58

Bioshock 2

That is really hilarious. I only wish we did things like that at my work. The most we've done was randomly dial a number, and then had Tom talk to the person who answers.

Person: Hello?
Tom: Do you know who this is?
Person: Uhm...no?
Tom: I said Do you know who this is!?
Person: Uh...no? *confused/worried voice*
Tom: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FUCKING IS!?
Person: No! *panicked voice*
Tom: God Dammit!
*slams phone down on receiver*

I should also note that I used my cell phone to call the store back about a minute later to really freak Tom out.

Post edited 8/24/08 5:53PM

Dinin

I always hear weird and wonderful convo's at work....but one went pretty bad pretty quick. It was between my driver Steve, and a fork lift driver....also called Steve. (Seriously, there are 8 people at that job who are all called Steve....)

Steve1: I need a case of Light Ale.
Steve2: Does my face look bothered?
Steve1: It will when I punch it, you fat ginger c**t, now go get that fucking case before you end up getting cut!

Three seconds of silence followed by 5 minutes of fighting, in which I somehow managed to punch my boss. He knew it was me too....and he's a lot bigger than me :-(

Gilrean

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#7 Posted 1 year ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
awww.... sad face

Dinin

#8 Posted 1 year ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
HAH! I just got a call to tell me that my boss:- 1) Thought it was funny, despite the fact that I split his lip 2) Doesn't blame me and 3)....HAS RESIGNED! Which means no trouble for me!

Niner

meh

when ever people call back the pay phones at my work i normally answer in my so ambiguously gay voice with...

Me: Eric's Erotic massage, how may we pleasure you today?

most people hang up at this point, but there was one time someone played along with it

Janet (it was a dude): Uh...Hi, this is...Janet. Is Phillip there?
Me: Let me check for you sweetie," holding the phone away from my face looking towards my co-worker who was next to me, "Hey, Mary darling, did we have someone named Phillip come through today?"
Shane (my co-worker, in his pitiful attempt at a gay voice): "Uh, no, i don't think so...how big was he?"
Me: (putting th phone back too my face): "We don't remember someone coming through named Phillip, maybe if you remember how big his pleasure appendage was, then maybe i can help you."
(I could hear him starting to snicker on the other side of the line)
Janet: "Oh, you'd remember this one, tear even the most experienced girl up."
Me:"Really now, sounds like my kinda man....do you have another number i could maybe reach him at?"
Janet: "No, that's why i called you."
Me: "Mmm, damn shame, well if he comes through, I'll let him know you called."

Line goes dead

Shane and I bust up laughing and have some very weird expressions from some customers that overheard

Post edited 8/26/08 12:51AM

Suto_Griff

No1NDaHoodG

#10 Posted 1 year ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Hahahahaha, awesome!

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