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GilreanJournalSo I have an OB/GYN appointment tomorrow

September 18th, 2008

So I have an OB/GYN appointment tomorrow


[15:18] Josie: im nervous about the doctor
[15:18] Josie: what do they do to you
[15:21] Liz: why are you scared/
[15:21] Liz: first time?
[15:21] Josie: yeah
[15:21] Liz: im not gonna lie
[15:22] Josie: its a female doctor thank god
[15:22] Liz: its very uncomfortable
[15:22] Josie: haha i can only imagine
[15:22] Liz: they make you get naked and put on a paper towel
[15:22] Liz: and then you lie down, they feel up your boobies(breast exam)
[15:22] Liz: then they deflower you with a cold metal instrument
[15:22] Liz: they ask you personal question then bing bang boom its over
[15:23] Josie: .......
[15:23] Liz: and btw, KY jelly doesnt rub in....so clean up afterwards
[15:23] Josie: *stares wide eyed and jaw opened at the monitor*
[15:23] Liz: This has been an exerpt from Your body and you narrated by Liz Evans
[15:23] Josie: HAHAHAHAHA..... red vs blue journal *cuts and pastes*

So yeah that's what I get to do tomorrow.
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thejewman
thejewman
#1   Posted 1 year ago
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first time i went to a ob/gyn appointment i cried for three days.
Shrew
Shrew
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#2   Posted 1 year ago
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*facedesk*
Niner
Niner
meh
#3   Posted 1 year ago
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i can assume the ob would be really uncomfortable....but then again we have the pleasure of a doctor digging around in the back door...and only certain guys like that
letoreborn
letoreborn
#4   Posted 1 year ago
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i want to mod this, but there isn't a +1 "that sucks i hope it goes smoothly" mod.. oh well, i'll just say it, i hope it goes alright.
RXQueen
RXQueen
#5   Posted 1 year ago
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Wait til you have to have a uteral ultrasound....

whtsnk58
whtsnk58
Bioshock 2
#6   Posted 1 year ago
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Well best of luck with that.

Let's hope it goes better for you than it went for one of my co-workers. She had to go home sick the next couple of days after it.
subcypher
subcypher
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#7   Posted 1 year ago
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Ha ha ha. Nice.
Suto_Griff is online
Suto_Griff
No1NDaHoodG
#8   Posted 1 year ago
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Wow, so that's why dudes become OB/GYNs.

That's also why they don't get as many 2nd dates.
Dinin
Dinin
#9   Posted 1 year ago
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Lucky doctor...lol.
ShadowStylez
ShadowStylez
Never Change
#10   Posted 1 year ago
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Liz is hilariously quick-witted.
TheAlbacor
TheAlbacor
#11   Posted 1 year ago
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Liz wins.

Something smells of lime here...
foob2011
foob2011
#12   Posted 1 year ago
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and this is why im becoming a doctor.
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