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thesimpsterJournalthey call me hiphopopotamus...

January 15th, 2009

they call me hiphopopotamus...

Mods to whoever can name what my title is from without google's assistance.
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I had a moment today. I have a myspace, big whoop de woop. I rarely use it, basically check it every now and then to see if somebody sent me a message or something. In fact the last time I had updated it, I think I was still in college, so waaay outdated.

Anyhow, I was on it today, and I looked at the bulletins, a feature beyond my mental understanding. I saw one from somebody who's name I didn't recognize. Not so a-typical, but I had to look through some massive amounts of their pictures to remember who it was.

One of my life's ironies. I was a senior in high school and used to help out at my church's youth group, and she was a freshmen who went to the youth group. And she would always pester me to add her on myspace, which I eventually gave into doing.

Now years later that pesky annoying freshmen who's name I had all but forgot has, well let's just say; blossomed. She's in college now, and wow, she, uh, got really freakin hot.

If I was only the man I am today 6 or 7 years ago. Damn. *le sigh*

I wrote on her wall. Just asking how she was doing. Upon looking through her pictures and reading comments, I discovered 2 things: the got really unbelievable hot, and became a pot smoking hipster hippy who lives in the bay area.

It's a win loose.

fuck

sometimes i wish i wasn't born a republican...



(I changed my style, let me know what you think)
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Dman82
Dman82
UPS Guy
#1   Posted 1 year ago
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they call me hiphopopotamus...
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law?
sometimes i wish i wasn't born a republican...
Then become a moderate conservative like me.
thesimpster
thesimpster
#2   Posted 1 year ago
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wrong, it's from Flight of the Conchords.

I am, I just hide it.
nurse
nurse
SCREWEDbyIRS
#3   Posted 11 months ago
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wow bummer dude I was going to say Yay for hot chickies but now Im going to have to pass since she's a bowlhead. Suck!!!
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