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ragingterrorJournalOne Of Many Small Projects

June 16th, 2009

One Of Many Small Projects

Tool of Destruction?
A) Poison
B) Machete
C) FIRE
D) Screw this crap... Nuke that mess from orbit.

As we were moving into our new house, I took note of some blackberry bushes that were growing along the fence in the RV/Utility parking area next to the garage. Yesterday, I decided to get out there and cut them down so I could kill them off. I had almost forgotten just how fast these blasted plants grow...

I took the first picture part way into the job.


About a third of the way in, I happened upon an empty bird nest. This seems a strange place to make one considering the rapidity with which blackberry bushes grow.


Just under two hours later, I stand victorious... for now. Next on the agenda: Spraying the crap out of the roots.


After a few hiccups, all of our appliances are now in working order save one. I am specifically referring to the new microwave we purchased a week ago because the home did not have one. Installing this thing has been a nightmare, but I'm saving that little horror story for a different time. For now, all you need to know is that I've put in about 8 hours of work on something that should have only been an hour-long job, and I still can't use it. Ouch.

In other news, Karli, my sister and her fiance (David), and myself have made arrangements with my dad, my father-in-law, and David's dad to take a day trip to Seattle for father's day and take in the Mariners-Diamondbacks game at Safeco Field that afternoon. I can almost taste those delicious garlic fries already...

I am about to turn in for the "night". I'm working the next three consecutive nights; put this together with the stretch of three I worked a couple days ago and this means I'll have worked a full pay period (14 days) in only 8 days. It's tiring, no doubt, but this also means I'll get six consecutive days off starting Friday morning.

And now, the tasteless joke of the day, courtesy of my "Nurses" page-a-day calendar:

Q: What do you call the surgery that changes a woman into a man?
A: An addadictomy.

It's not funny if I have to explain it...
- Nathan

P.S. On that note:
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SDMF
SDMF
Master Ninja
#1   Posted 7 months ago
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Addadictomy FTW!!!
OboeCrazy
OboeCrazy
Cause ShutUp
#2   Posted 7 months ago
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Fire is always fun....as you know because you didn't just type Fire...you typed FIRE!
Kay0s24
Kay0s24
#3   Posted 7 months ago
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Machete/Poison combination FTW.
Groonz
Groonz
I am a PC
#4   Posted 7 months ago
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I can't believe you just worked The Rush Limbaugh Show into your journal.

Also you want to make sure those bushes are gone I would dig up part of the root structure. I have seen more then one bush come back from being chopped down to the ground. However, you destroy the root system enough and you can make sure that bush is gone for good.
Count3D
Count3D
LOCKDOWN
#5   Posted 7 months ago
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You killed that grass good. I am proud.

Have a good trip to Seattle!
cold_arrow
cold_arrow
Sponsor
#6   Posted 7 months ago
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You are all that is man...
Strider165
Strider165
Gunners
FORUM MOD
#7   Posted 7 months ago
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KILL IT

KILL IT WITH FIRE
TheCC
TheCC
Hail Cobra
#8   Posted 7 months ago
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why kill it. you could have delicious blackberries.
karlibean
karlibean
OneTiredGirl
#9   Posted 7 months ago
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YOUR MOM!!!
Feliciacd
Feliciacd
#10   Posted 7 months ago
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Ahh. the joys of owning a home.
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