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HeavyMuffinsJournalUrban Dictionary definition of "James"

July 28th, 2009

Urban Dictionary definition of "James"

Someone with a big head and often a small penis often in mr ford's lesson monday period 2, wednesday period 5, thursday period 2 and friday period 3 i know this because he has 'got with people' who don't admit it. His sacond name is usually conway he must also have a middle name of Kieran. So bolly why dont you get your self out there and get your 1 inch tail wet.


Example: James you have such a big head and you fuck cats with your brother on Tuesday afternoons.
Dillon says: (12:28:50 AM)
James you have such a big head and you fuck cats with your brother on Tuesday afternoons is probably one of the greatest sentences in the english language.
Jam? says: (12:29:21 AM)
yeah
Jam? says: (12:29:53 AM)
I'm rofling right now
Jam? says: (12:30:16 AM)
That is going in a journal on something
Dillon says: (12:30:22 AM)
Damn right.
Jam? says: (12:38:31 AM)
I don't know how to even go on talking to you after that.
Jam? says: (12:38:39 AM)
"Sup" just won't cut it
Dillon says: (12:38:48 AM)
No.
Dillon says: (12:38:51 AM)
No it won't.
Dillon says: (12:38:54 AM)
You cat fucker.



Wat.
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Reisgar42
Reisgar42
#1   Posted 6 months ago
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Note that this was posted on a Tuesday evening and your cat is nowhere to be found.
HeavyMuffins
HeavyMuffins
#2   Posted 6 months ago
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He's around here.....
s_ikari2015
s_ikari2015
Archbishop
#3   Posted 6 months ago
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being.. fucked?
HeavyMuffins
HeavyMuffins
#4   Posted 6 months ago
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No gawdamnit!
Sonima
Sonima
#5   Posted 6 months ago
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Hahaha I'm laughing pretty hard right now for some reason.
Mortikie
Mortikie
The Stache
#6   Posted 6 months ago
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In the dictionary. Congrats I suppose
YiffySkunk
YiffySkunk
#7   Posted 5 months ago
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Well you are a cat fucker, so there is some hilarity to that obviously true statement.
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