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September 5th, 2009

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...from previous journal:

1. Found it! I apparently left it in a friend's room and it took her forEVER to tell me. Jerk. I was seriously going to buy all-new textbooks that day, too.

2. She's still a creepy stalker, but I'm considering trying out a zany scheme (the likes of which you would find on, say, According To Jim, or some other such sitcom). I have a friend who is a theatre kid, and is very touchy-feely. She and I have a special greeting when we see each other, and it involves us coming as close as possible to making out as you can get (there's caressing, sometimes clawing, and always moaning).

I'm thinking of asking her to "go out with me" (pretend) for a while. I feel like that would both solve my problem and probably be very entertaining for everyone except the stalker person. Thoughts?

3. No progress. Eh.


So this weekend sort of sucks. But not really.

I'm on duty, meaning I have to be in my dorm hall all weekend, but there's another RA on duty as well, and we hang out and keep each other entertained, so it's not too bad. But it seems bad because EVERYONE else we know is either at the Husker football game or at Lifelight (a huge, free concert festival thing) or doing something else amazing. Augh.
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TKdademon
TKdademon
#1   Posted 5 months ago
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I'm thinking of asking her to "go out with me" (pretend) for a while. I feel like that would both solve my problem and probably be very entertaining for everyone except the stalker person. Thoughts?
Do not do this. I kind of did something like this recently. That's when I found I had driven a girl to cut herself. That is not a good feeling and I recommend not making that happen.
cubsfan05
cubsfan05
lead farmer
#2   Posted 5 months ago
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yea, there's not really any "pretend" going out. either ask her out or not.
as for that getting rid of stalker girl, i dunno, tell her you're gay or something? or tell her that you're secretly a mass murderer. or that you run cocaine in your spare time....i dunno, hollywood has taught me these excuses are useful
Leus
Leus
#3   Posted 5 months ago
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Dude you are gonna give me brain damage from smacking my forehead if you keep posting journals.
bobthebuilde
bobthebuilde
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#4   Posted 5 months ago
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I kind of see a lulzy romantic comedy plot unfolding here, in which the two of you unexpectedly find love
Crash
Crash
#5   Posted 5 months ago
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Just tell the creepy girl you're into shark porn. That'll probably throw her off (and without the cutting).
crushed
crushed
ChangeAnyone
#6   Posted 5 months ago
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You have my "Mushroom Stamp of Approval" for your "Get Rid of the Creepy Stalker Girl" plan.
otter_be
otter_be
couldcutglas
#7   Posted 5 months ago
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oh god,

stop being such a boy.

srsly.
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