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RocketWhoreJournalCVS Hero

September 22nd, 2009

CVS Hero

First let me give you a bit of backstory.

A long, long time ago (5yrs) I used to work retail. I used to be a cashier for the local supermarket. "The customer is always right, even when they're wrong" is what the managers used to tell us. As an employee, we could never talk back to, raise our voice to, say something in the wrong tone, make a snide remark, or even look the wrong way at the customer. No matter how uppity and rude they got, we always had to put on a smile. If we did something, said something, we'd be in trouble. I hated this.

Fast forward to present day.

I'm at CVS, picking up a few things. I get in the line to check out and wait patiently for my turn. There is a woman standing next to one of the self-checkout registers, visibly annoyed. She's sighing, mumbling to herself, tapping her fingers, fidgeting, etc. So as i wait in this huge ass line. She starts to get more pissed off and annoyed. She starts saying (loud enough for us to hear) "I just want my dollar", "I can't stand here all night". The cashier (who can't be more than 17) says the manager will be right over, as soon as she finishes up with the other customer.

A bit more time passes, and I progress closer to the register. Self Checkout lady has not been seen yet, as the manager is still dealing with the other customer. The self checkout lady is now really pissed off, to the point where she starts dropping F-bombs and is creating a scene in front of about 30 people. (Mind you, over a dollar.) So its now my turn to checkout and I'm at the register right next to her.

She's still pissed off and shouts, "I JUST WANT MY FUCKING DOLLAR". I've had enough, I know the staff can't say anything or they'll get in trouble, I've been there before, I know how it is. So fortunately for them I'm not CVS staff. So I grab my wallet, pull out a dollar, hand it to her and say.

"Here's your dollar, now shut-up and go home."

To which every single person who in CVS, staff and customers, applauded me as she left the store.

It was a good feeling
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Tetrameth
Tetrameth
zuulface
#1   Posted 4 months ago
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I would like to congratulate you on being the smartest person in that store today. ^_^
Wild72
Wild72
Trippin
#2   Posted 4 months ago
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Well done.
blank_mind
blank_mind
ohayou
#3   Posted 4 months ago
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Worst part of retail is the dehumanization of the employees. It was the same for me, and I suspect all who have ever worked it.

Well done, sir. I applaud you. :)
Loredo85
Loredo85
The CFO
#4   Posted 4 months ago
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Well done
_Fire_Ball_
_Fire_Ball_
7 Months
#5   Posted 4 months ago
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This makes you awesome.
Miztli is online
Miztli
#6   Posted 4 months ago
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Awesome...I applaud you...

kinda sounds like a scene from Seinfeld
raz0rblade
raz0rblade
NewHedfones
#7   Posted 4 months ago
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Have you submitted this to Not Always Right? I think you should........
queenspammy
queenspammy
2 point 5 0
#8   Posted 4 months ago
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I can't stand that "customer is always right" mentality. Thank goodness for people like you to say what the employees can't.
Microbe
Microbe
Sponsor
#9   Posted 4 months ago
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You should have said here's 50 cents! Whore yourself for the rest!

Good job nonetheless!
LuffyMugen
LuffyMugen
CallMe Luffy
#10   Posted 4 months ago
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As a Former Employee of a Big Corporate Company Where everything was based on Customer Service, I give you a Long distance hug, and Thank you! :)

I would probably done the same thing If I had a dollar, its just not worth getting miffed about honestly... :)
Lukie
Lukie
Belly Dancer
#11   Posted 4 months ago
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Hahaha that's great!
deathbyoi
deathbyoi
ZOMGME2
#12   Posted 4 months ago
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In reply to raz0rblade, #7:
Have you submitted this to Not Always Right? I think you should........

i have that site set as my homepage.
karlibean
karlibean
OneTiredGirl
#13   Posted 4 months ago
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A dollar well spent.
Knives_Kill
Knives_Kill
jumptheshark
#14   Posted 4 months ago
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Thank you.
Bookworm
Bookworm
In Love
#15   Posted 4 months ago
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I heart you.
elebellybear
elebellybear
coffee beans
#16   Posted 4 months ago
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I'm the same way with stupid customers where I'm in a line. I would seriously talk back to them. I get SO annoyed at people like that. I would definitely do the same. Congrats for standing up!!
nalani523
nalani523
Duty Free
#17   Posted 4 months ago
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Some people are just such assholes. It's like they've never heard of common courtesy. Chill the fuck down, customers!

Good job, Jay!
Hamstar
Hamstar
ReStar
#18   Posted 4 months ago
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hahaha! dude that was made of awesome and win!

Good Job!
DSchneider
DSchneider
El Cruzado
SITE ADMIN
#19   Posted 4 months ago
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From now on, I will always carry a dollar with me.
monopoly_j
monopoly_j
SvdByGrace
#20   Posted 4 months ago
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That is just awesome! That would have been hilarious to see, too bad it wasn't on camera (well maybe security cameras though).
armyman09
armyman09
GrifballORG
#21   Posted 4 months ago
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Haha that's just freakin great.
TeamSniper
TeamSniper
Bowl Champs
#22   Posted 4 months ago
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That is awesome. What a bitch of a lady. Glad someone told her off.
gotbuffy
gotbuffy
#23   Posted 4 months ago
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First of all, that woman is retarded.

Second, I would ahve done the exact same thing as you, except I prolly would have said more lol
SloeBombFizz
SloeBombFizz
Raslin Kevin
#24   Posted 4 months ago
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Well now I have to wonder what you're going to do with the rest of your life.
I mean, you're never going to have another moment like that in public... you've peaked.
It's all downhill from here... standing in line at CVS will just be another tedium you have to endure while you thnk back on the glory days of back when you were a hero and not just another schlub waiting 8 min to purchase a 2 liter bottle of Sprite.
little_chief
little_chief
POLITERAPTOR
#25   Posted 4 months ago
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I came.
MadCatKaine
MadCatKaine
Serenity
#26   Posted 3 months ago
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That is awesome, I have sooooo been there.
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