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noobaliciousJournalHave you come to a realization

September 25th, 2009

Have you come to a realization

of something bad about yourself?

On the way home yesterday, I realized what an evil bastard I may actually be.

One of my pet peaves isthe motorist that insists that they are too important to have to be delayed by the normal flow of traffic. You know the asshole...he shoots down the merge lane or the lane next to the exit ramp traffic, passing many opportunities to change lanes, forcing his way in at the last second.

I feel that if a person decides to be an asshole, they will have to work for that ability to jump in line. When I am at the front of the lane going to the off ramp, and I see someone racing up the middle lane to get to the front, I will let my Hemi loose.

There is a strange satisfaction in watching a person go 20 mph or more than they had planned on to pass you and then have to slam on their brakes as they barely miss climbing the curb of the off ramp curve.

I know, it makes me an asshole too, but I'll be damned if I don't make them have to earn the right to be an asshole to the rest of traffic.

Yesterday though, I shocked even myself.

I made an Audi speed up about 30 extra mph to pass me and he went into that corner really hard. just a little faster and he probably have even lifted his wheels off on the passenger side.

The thing that shocked me was, while watching him slam on his brakes, I caught myself mutter "flip, flip, flip".



Must be a sign that I need a vacation away from the city.
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mathfreak
mathfreak
snowd in
#1   Posted 4 months ago
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Probably a good thing that you don't have X Men powers then.

My issue is with them that hates me for driving the speed limit.
They swerve around me and cut in front of me only to slam on their brakes. bastards!

MadCatKaine
MadCatKaine
Serenity
#2   Posted 4 months ago
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I strongly encourage you to take a vacation. I found myself mad at the jerk who from 5 cars back, starts beeping their horn 1 millisecond after the light changes. What a buffoon.
ABYSS_GK
ABYSS_GK
Bazinga
#3   Posted 4 months ago
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Oh Steve, I could have told you years ago that you're a cynical bastard...
FushigiHime
FushigiHime
Zees Goddess
#4   Posted 4 months ago
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Wow I had a similar reaction to this a few days ago driving home. The freeway was crawling per usual rush hour traffic when I look over in the HOV lane to see an idiot on his crotch rocket popping wheelies as he zoomed past everyone. I was muttering to myself "I hope you wreck you jackass." He didn't but damn it irritated me.
Loredo85
Loredo85
The CFO
#5   Posted 4 months ago
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squall_born
squall_born
IsVeryHappy
#6   Posted 4 months ago
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I can be the same way and I probably would have done the same thing and not being a party envolved this, i think it is fn hilarious......



RobusMaximus
RobusMaximus
KABOOM
#7   Posted 4 months ago
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I think it's the Hemi. When I drive my wife's Charger R/T I get way more aggressive in my driving.
Bookworm
Bookworm
In Love
#8   Posted 4 months ago
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Yet another reason why transporters would be a better form of transportation.
Spamman4587 is online
Spamman4587
Ale8Supplier
#9   Posted 4 months ago
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I do the same thing, except there's one intersection on my way home from work that the right lane is NOT a turn only lane (Its a T intersection where you can go either straight or turn right), so usually if Im the only person at the light I take the right lane. Well...Some people like to go ahead and make their right turn on red by going around me and turning...I make their lives hell by hugging the yellow line as much as possible and forcing them to either wait or take out my entire passenger side.

Im also the jackass on nice days that cranks the stereo up to unnecessarily high volume blasting death metal and rolls all the windows down so you have to listen to my music. Its my little way of getting back at the populous for annoying me all day with their shitty questions and moronic looks when they come to buy a computer.

I love it when people tailgate me and I hit them with a blast of windshield washer fluid, especially when their windows are down.
mb2000inc
mb2000inc
IzMahOFace
#10   Posted 4 months ago
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You need to be with me on my morning commute. I think we could truly enjoy torturing those poor bastards who think they're better than us.
Kritzia8
Kritzia8
#11   Posted 4 months ago
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See why I am a fan of yours.

I agree agree agree.

Also when you have construction and someone tries to drive past all the cars waiting in line, I angle the Tennessee tank out in the way. Sometimes I get lucky and other cars follow suit.
sandoutlawed
sandoutlawed
Thankful
#12   Posted 4 months ago
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You do realize there is no traffic probs where I live, unless there are cows out and on the road. You need a break cause that's totally you, but usually you contain it more
mangrove
mangrove
#13   Posted 4 months ago
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bah, I understand. I'm the idiot that dodges all the cars pulling off at the lights too slowly, and scare them with my erratic lane changes. Poor grandpa' drivers...

And my commute is an easy one =P
Mirror
Mirror
#14   Posted 4 months ago
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Oh man, I think interstates bring out the road rage in most of us.
And I'm not certain why, but everytime I see one of those snotty college age kids on a crotch rocket wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and no helmet I always think "damn I want you to crash just because you're a dumbass and it would clean out the gene pool"
I also hate people that talk on the phone while driving.
Even though I do it too.
holpar
holpar
WEEEEE
#15   Posted 4 months ago
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you are a very angry driver at times. :)
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