Halo 3 vs. ODST: A Comparison StudyThe following results were discovered after countless hours of field testing, surveying, and mixing chemicals (don't ask the relevance of that last one). The results closely align with the hypothesis predetermined at a lab in Connecticut by a third grader at a drinking fountain. We chose only the best specimens to test to ensure scientific results. The experiment was a success on the whole.Process: Placed one (1) Master Chief in one (1) carefully controlled dangerous situation and record the reaction that followed. Placed one (1) Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (hereafter referred to as ODST test subject) in one (1) not so carefully controlled, but who cares anyways because it's just a human, dangerous situation and recorded the reaction that followed. The results were astounding. Grunt Master Chief: *pppft* "Headshot. Let's see if I can get 7 lined up for one shot." ODST test subject: *bang bang bang* "These are uglier than my ex-girlfriend, and fatter too." Elite Master Chief: "Let's be friends." ODST test subject: "WTF is that?" Engineer Master Chief: "Tentacles...hehe." ODST test subject #2 (previous Elite encounter did not end as friendly as with Master Chief's due to height differences): "I named him Virgil!" Wraith tank Master Chief: "Sometimes I like to pretend it's a wild purple bucking bronco and I have to wrangle it up and tame it." ODST test subject #2: "I'm getting too old for this sh-- ODST test subject #3: *pees pants* ODST test subject #4: "You want me to clean that up while taking out a tank?" ODST test subject #5: "I'm logging out and playing Puzzle Quest instead." In conclusion: The games are a little different. |
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