Sign Up   Sign In

Join the community!
Sign in now with your Facebook account.
MoltenSlowaJournalMust find Sandvich!

October 5th, 2009

Must find Sandvich!

Mitch A
Heavy Weapons Gye

One day, in a not so distant time period and land, there were two teams. A red team, and a blu team. They both had bases, or forts across from each other, only being separated by a wooden bridge over a lake. One of the soldiers, a big giant hairless bear, whose name was simply “Heavy”, wandered off to take a walk. He saw the welcome sign for Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, and screamed as he was Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic. Thus, at once, he turned around and ran the other way. As he was notoriously known for, Heavy brought his big mini-gun, Sasha. He was petting Sasha, and if Sasha could talk, she would be purring like a tiny little kitty-cat right now. Walking across the bridge, Heavy had noticed something in the water. Heavy braced himself with Sasha, just in case it was one of those dirty Blus’! Instead, Heavy had made a startling discovery. Perhaps it was Sasha’s skill of serendipity, which usually led to the discovery of an already dead Blu team. This made Heavy sad, but he brightened up when he saw what was in the water. In the water, a cutieful Blu female engineer was drowning. This made Heavy confused, which was inevitable. Should he throw down Sasha, and save the drowning Engineer because it was a female? Or should he just walk on by?

In the end, Heavy’s xenophile instincts won out, and he dove into the water. In the water, he found that because of his buoyancy, he floated and was easily able to swim over to the Engineer.

“Comrade, grab my hand!” Heavy cried out.

The Engineer grabbed Heavy’s hand, and Heavy pulled Engineer out of the water.

“Thank you!” said the female Engineer, once she had caught her breath. “Thank you so much for saving me.”

Heavy was curious, as he had seen this Engineer swim before.

“What were you doing down there?” enquired Heavy.

“I was looking for metal for proliferation for…” Engineer trailed off suddenly, as she realized that it was the opposite team’s Heavy that had saved her. Suddenly, Engineer had an idea in her mind. She would perform a burlesque dance for Heavy, and while Heavy was distracted, she would call for help. Engineer rapidly felt apprehensive. As her gaze had trailed off, she noticed that Heavy had picked up Sasha, and had begun petting her again.

“Engineer extra-special escort!” Heavy yelled, and pointed Sasha at the Engineer, who began to walk back to her base slowly, understanding the message that she should return to her base.

“And don’t come back until you find Sandvich!” Heavy cried out, and began to walk back to his base.




Comments [ Add a Comment ]   [ Watch Comments ]   [ 1 ]
Hamstar
Hamstar
ReStar
#1   Posted 4 months ago
    [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]
I've owned that game for a while... never played it
[ 1 ]