BNF = noob cotton candy = gun pixies = filters jello shots = owned / pwned oh such brittle bones = woot generic immature exclamation = w00t bad fish = 1337 strawberry shortcake = goatse tynads101a's very small member = penis I appear to have a fungal infection on my foot = WTF My breath exhales in a sharp manner = OMG my sides are cavorting = LOL Puddin' time = this BAR sucks playing dress-up= d/ling now / downloading now A losing proposal = your face wait-- this fallacious presupposition gives me the vapors!! = locked Put me in a blouse and call me Jessie-lee! = lock this I'm pretty = in before lock Mmm yum mud pies = first page / first post What do you think - bonnet? Or no bonnet? = second page My brain work not so good, produce tired phrase = second post the*cheat = nsfw