One of those days...I woke and my clock said 7:10 AM, I had to be at work for 8:00 AM. There's NO way> I turn on the TV, 7:09 AM. I quickly get dressed and see my Aunt (my Aunt and Uncle are visiting from NY) as I make my way to the washroom. I greet her and say, "I'M LATE FOR WORK!" She says, "Yeah, I'm just going to go to the washroom." . I decided to just skip washing my face and tone and moisturize. When I get down to the washroom I realize I don't even have time to brush my teeth and I just decide to use some mouthwash. I race to work in a hurry and get to the office with 10 mins to spare (I hate being late), and I stroll in I realized I forgot my water bottle so now I have to buy water (I need water to take with me to the gym).During lunch I had to run to the bus station to pick up tickets for my Aunt and Uncle. I did not want to take my bag with me and just took my wallet. The service there was awful, and I didn't have that much time to grab lunch and get to the office and try to enjoy it. As I walked quickly towards my destination I heard a, SPLAT. I looked on my left and saw that a pigeon has pooped on my shoulder. Since my hair was down, my hair was rubbing all over it. I quickly run to the first convenience store and grab a package of tissue since I did not have my bag with me. When I got to the office and proclaimed that a bird took a dump on me, everyone kept telling me it was lucky and I should buy a lottery ticket. When I was about to leave, I realized in my haste I forgot my work out pants. When I got home, I realized in my haste, I also forgot my keys and nobody was home. Now I'm going to share a bottle of Johnny Walker with my Uncle... AND IF YOU TELL ME THAT A BIRD SHITTING ON ME IS LUCKY I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BIRD AND STUFF IT IN YOUR ASS, PULL IT BACK OUT AND STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 
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