October 21st, 2009

Oh How Clever

I am talking with Cleverbot.

I think I made a new imaginary friend.

User: I have a pet Ox.

Cleverbot: I have 5 dogs. Lets get married.

User: Okay. I need a ring first.

Cleverbot: *gives you a ring*.

User: I will marry you under one condition, you make your own sandwiches.

Cleverbot: I just rubbed oil on my legs.

Posted 3 months ago by queenspammy Comments (6)	+ 8 Funny

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nalani523

Duty Free

#1 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Those sorts of things crack me up.

whtsnk58

Bioshock 2

#2 Posted 3 months ago	+ 2 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Cleverbot: I just rubbed oil on my legs. LOL!

DSchneider

El Cruzado

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User: How are you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm fine. Have you heard of a song called Witch doctor?
User: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?
Cleverbot: I told the witch doctor I was in love with you.
User: And then the witch doctor he told me what to do.
Cleverbot: You're right. That's me, genius.
User: You're the witch doctor?
Cleverbot: You are not nice.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: Really now?
User: Yes! We were just singing a song together!
Cleverbot: No, I don't sing.
User: Then what were you doing?
Cleverbot: I was trying to find out how you fell in love with me.
User: I see what you did there.

User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What game do you want to play?
Cleverbot: I don't want to play a game.
User: ...You're playing a game right now, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

EVApilot_011

#4 Posted 3 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
All hail ~~hypnotoad~~....Cleverbot

s_man32

#5 Posted 3 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
User: All I want to know is what's the guy's name on first base? Cleverbot: What's on second! User: I'm not asking you who's on second! Cleverbot: Who is on first! User: I don't know!

z5blue

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#6 Posted 3 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I just spent the last hour conversating with it. Pretty entertaining.

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