PhoenixrageJournalMSN Spambot and I have a conversation.

October 22nd, 2009

MSN Spambot and I have a conversation.

Doreen says:
hi
PxR says:
my underwear tastes funny
Doreen says:
hi how are you today?
PxR says:
my other car is a tow truck
Doreen says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
PxR says:
I'm a robot
Doreen says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
PxR says:
my brain makes little zombie robots
they go beep boop
beep boop brains
Doreen says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
PxR says:
then they eat tofu
they're vegan
Doreen says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! <deleted!> fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
PxR says:
then I go fly fishing with Lando
Nixon stole my idea for fusion
Doreen says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
PxR says:
I ate jello today.
Doreen says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
PxR says:
A blue whale fell on my car yesterday. It was the 2nd weirdest thing to happen this week.
Doreen says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link <deleted!>
PxR said (10:30 AM):
Plankton are deep sea cover agents.

Posted 3 months ago by Phoenixrage Comments (16)	+ 14 Funny

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PtownHippie

#1 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I bet you it was your roommates compatriot who sent it your way.

Phoenixrage

triple major

FORUM MOD

#2 Posted 3 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I get one a couple of times a month and normally block them instead of adding them, but today I'm feeling lethargic and felt like sporadically responding to some automated script. Like venting out as much crazy as possible before going on a first date.

draco24

100 Words

#3 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You make me happy now.

Kschenke

SoItGoes

#4 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Well, if you had gone into the chatroom, you would have discovered she is actually a nubian princess whose father is the dejected king of North Africa... but if you send him your social security number, she can send you his riches so you can help him....

slvrwhispr

ALL DONE

#5 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Good. God.

zerois1hero

Sponsor

#6 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
...Is Doreen supposed to be a hot name nowadays?

SloeBombFizz

Raslin Kevin

#7 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your brain is a pretty, pretty place with silky curtains.

holpar

WEEEEE

#8 Posted 3 months ago	+ 2 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Slow day huh?

Phoenixrage

triple major

FORUM MOD

#9 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to zerois1hero, #6: Her username is Doreen, but then she says her name is Paris. I have this nagging suspicion that she might not be who she says she is... damn you internet, not again!

Elnea

croissausage

#10 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
candle exercise without favorite napkin monster

amber

awesomesauce

#11 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
her name is doreen AND paris? split personality!! oh wait, you already mentioned that 2 comments above me. sonova.... anyways, you make me laugh lots.

EVApilot_011

#12 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I love bots, They are useful for everything accept their intended purpose. Also, I was hoping you could give me a walkthrough on how to use proper corporate language to degrade, call out, and all around insult people. I remember from that email you sent your timecard people a while ago that you are very fluent in that particular language.

Kschenke

SoItGoes

#13 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Phoenixrage, #9: You know, there is a extremely small chance that it was not a spambot, but actually Paris Hilton... I mean, did you SEE that grammar?

Phoenixrage

triple major

FORUM MOD

In reply to EVApilot_011, #12:

Ambiguity is your friend in corporate speak. Much like the Ranger's, "Admit nothing, Deny everything," modus operandi, the corporate world is not that far removed from remote jungles in a third world hell (only difference: different uniforms and everyone's breath smells of chai or other trendy caffeinated flavored water). The key is to be redundant without blatantly stating that X is an idiot. Much like walking around a box and talking about how if you could walk a straight line you would, but at the time that you attempted to do so you were unable to because of circumstances that prevented you from being able to achieve your objective despite your planned course of action and intent to see it through. It's a long, irritating way to say a box is in your way: that is the correct method of attack. Waste as much of their time reading it, because they have to read every word to look for any deliberate statements (which is why you omit them 110%). Undertone and interpretations will get you a dirty look and an irritated reply (the goal), at any time saying how you feel about them will give them ammunition to counter with (the anti goal). In the end, it's the fine art of verbal judo in the corporate battlefield.

Hamstar

ReStar

#15 Posted 3 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
too much like fun!

Amanuet

#16 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I love it :) makes you wonder if people actually try and write back to these bots for real....

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