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datalaughingJournalSpeak correctly! aka Talk right!

October 23rd, 2009

Speak correctly! aka Talk right!

Ok, so I know people from different areas speak differently, but regional differences notwithstanding, there are a couple of things that drive me crazy, and after having heard the same mistakes come out of the mouths of native Texans, New Yorkers, Californians, Illinois - um - ites, and more, I don't think I can put them down to regional peculiarities.

First, the word is jewelry. It's pronounced just like that, jewelry, as in, there's a jewel in there (there isn't always, but you take my meaning I hope). The word is not jewlery (which pronunciation, I suppose, using the same logic, would imply that there was a Jewish person in there. Haven't they been persecuted enough?). Stop saying it like that. Seriously. The first few times I heard this was from people with heavy New York accents, and I thought it was a funny little New York ism, but I'm hearing it more and more, and it begins to grate.

This second one drives me nuts.
* <----- What is this little thing (not the makeshift arrow, the thing it's pointing at)? That, my friends, is an asterisk. If you answered "asterick," take a moment to stick out your tongue and bite down, hard. I'm sorry, but it's the only way you'll learn. I went through a whole 3 hour class period once with the professor using the word, "asterick," a LOT. It was like this pressure gradually building up behind my eyes until by the end of class I just wanted to scream out a correction. Now whenever I hear it, I want to throttle the person.

So, anyone else have their own pronunciation pet peeves, or is it just me?
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megafire
megafire
Chess Master
#1   Posted 3 months ago
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Aks.
Foolsfolly
Foolsfolly
Mentally ill
#2   Posted 3 months ago
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I'm an 'asterick' guy.

I'm sorry. I blame video games.

I generally don't like the southern accent. It makes very thing a person says sound stupider.
RaginAsian
RaginAsian
the graduate
#3   Posted 3 months ago
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Nuculer.

It's frickin' Nu-CLEAR.
ErokDragun
ErokDragun
ComicMessiah
FORUM MOD
#4   Posted 3 months ago
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I think you should laugh at people who say things wrong, instead of getting mad.....it is much better for your blood pressure
kirbyetp
kirbyetp
#5   Posted 3 months ago
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Asterisk is a pain the ass to pronounce correctly.
Nixorbo
Nixorbo
FightLikeCow
#6   Posted 3 months ago
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Caramel. CAR-A-MEL. NOT CARMEL.
Raynos
Raynos
Normandy
#7   Posted 3 months ago
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Ragin already said the one I was thinking, I hear that at work more often than one would think.
Megan327
Megan327
#8   Posted 3 months ago
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Sorry, most of the reason why I say things the way I do is unless I slow down my words to their syllables, I cannot say the word correctly. "Helicopter" is one of those words, and even now "diagonal " is another. There are more, but those are the two biggies.
DoNothing69
DoNothing69
I totally do
#9   Posted 3 months ago
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I always assumed the mispronounciation of asterisk was due to Asterix the Gaul.
Elisha
Elisha
#10   Posted 3 months ago
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There are a few things I misspronounce on a regulare basis, unless I make a conscious effort not to.
Like "celery" I pronounce "salary"...I know it's wrong, but that's the way my family always said it so unless I think about it that's just the way it comes out.
Elisha
Elisha
#11   Posted 3 months ago
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In reply to Elisha, #10:

Accidently spelled "mispronounced" incorrectly. Oops.
I don't mind mispronounced words as much as certain ones used improperly. For example, the use of "ignorant" to mean "rude" or "disrepectful" drives me absolutly nuts(ie. "don't be ignorant").
cubsfan05
cubsfan05
lead farmer
#12   Posted 3 months ago
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pretty sure this is an illinois thing (cuz i live in illinois) but people here often pronounce milk as "melk"
also, i hate it when people pronounce the s at the end of illinois
wizardmon5
wizardmon5
Stilish
#13   Posted 3 months ago
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Asterisk is a huge one. I know I have several more, but I can't think of them.
flightrisk
flightrisk
#14   Posted 3 months ago
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It's an epidemic in California, especially with names of cities. Monterey becomes Monnary. Los Gatos becomes LasGaos. No love for "t"s here.
MoreLikePuma
MoreLikePuma
#15   Posted 3 months ago
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Damn injun talk. Dees papule needs to get some edumacation. Go to the lie-bary and pick ups a dicktonanry. Stoopid somamabitches.
JayCee
JayCee
BakesCookies
#16   Posted 3 months ago
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Feel your pain... had an english lit teacher who pronounced metaphor as "med-a-fur".... we started games where we marked down how many times during the class she's say the word... whoever guessed right got their homework done for them because like hell we could pay attention with her saying that all class period..
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#17   Posted 3 months ago
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bolth (both), and robit/robut/rob't (robot). Those are the only other ones I can think of right now.

Also note that jewellery is an acceptable alternative spelling, but there's still a "jewel" in there!
Spedoinkel
Spedoinkel
Browncoat
#18   Posted 3 months ago
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I have several things on various topics, but I must admit to learning the incorrect pronunciations of words.

Duct Tape
Though it is pronounced "Samon" it is spelled "Salmon"
The words "like", "fuck", and "y'all" are not to be used in place of commas. (Also the there are more adjectives and adverbs than "fucking")
"Coke" is a brand of drink not a classification. (e.g. root beer is not a coke, it is a; soda, soda pop [sometimes abbreviated to "pop"], or carbonated drink)
"Irregardless" is not a word. It is a bastardization of "regardless" (which is often the intended word) and a mispronunciation of "ill regard".
"Hyundai" is pronounced like H-you-n-Die not Hun-DAY.

...I had a rant about continual conjugations of the female pronoun to indicate a hypothetical gender neutral third party instead of using conjugations of "they" which is already a gender neutral third party (singular or plural) pronoun but both are technically acceptable even though one comes off as slightly sexist, but then again I usually rant about how usage of the word "ya'll" makes someone sound like a hick (which, as I was brought up, is the worst insult imaginable) but I however live in Texas and have had to learn to grin and bare it.

Mostly I just either become annoyed or amused when people use words incorrectly; especcially when they are using the words in an attempt to sound intelligent.
RUSH2112
RUSH2112
WOLVERINES
#19   Posted 3 months ago
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Masonry =/= Masonary

"Irregardless" is NOT A FUCKING WORD.

There are others, but I can't think of them right now.
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#20   Posted 3 months ago
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In reply to flightrisk, #14:

You know, I think it might be America in general, not just Cali. You can hear it in "innerne' " (internet) or Manha'n (Manhattan) or arkitec (architect)/

It may be more pronounced in California.
Jonus
Jonus
#21   Posted 3 months ago
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Libary pisses me off, but what blew my mind was when our local theater opened up their "cool new" arcade/hangout area named "Xcape" (like "escape", but cool and edgey... and pronounced wrong). As if the children of today need any more help speaking poorly.
stargzr051
stargzr051
#22   Posted 3 months ago
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The one that gets me is mayonnaise.... it does have a Y in there. so when people say man-aise, it drives me nuts.

one other one... what do you color with that is wax? a CRAYON... not a CROWN. a crayon.

one that doesnt get me so much, but is mispronounced quite a bit is February. instead people drop the first r and make it Feb-uary.
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#23   Posted 3 months ago
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On that note, WeDNESday, not Wens-day?

And mayonnaise, not may-naise (but man-aise is FAR worse).
Spedoinkel
Spedoinkel
Browncoat
#24   Posted 3 months ago
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Oh yeah!

Theatre = A building where performances are done.
Theater = The act of performing.
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#25   Posted 3 months ago
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Okay, and I know I've said this before, but "less" vs. "fewer." Come on, people! It's not that hard, and you sound much more intelligent when you use them properly...okay, so that's not true, but you do sound less intelligent when you use it incorrectly.
Jalnor
Jalnor
Badass
#26   Posted 3 months ago
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Over here, there are so many... February is a fairly common one, but I manage to ignore it... the two worst are:
"Done" vs. "I did"
"Seen" vs. "I saw"

I could strangle folk for that sometimes...

Also, this journal totally needs to be seen by a wider audience. Anyone else want to link to it?
Perhaps it even deserves a place in the Grammar Borg group...

Post edited 11/01/09 12:46PM
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#27   Posted 3 months ago
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Or even ones as simple as "is" vs. "are." I can't believe how many people get that wrong.
Jalnor
Jalnor
Badass
#28   Posted 3 months ago
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In reply to EagleMan, #27:

That's another one that gets me all the time... it's like they don't grasp the basic concept of plurality.
EagleMan
EagleMan
BSc BEd
#29   Posted 3 months ago
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But it can get confusing when talking about a band or group. For instance, "Barenaked Ladies is coming to town" is correct, because Barenaked Ladies is a singular group, in the same way that you would say "U2 is coming to town."

Then say you're talking about sports. You could say "The New York Rangers is playing tonight" because you're referring to the singular team. However, you could also say "The New York Rangers are playing tonight" because you're referring to a bunch of players, each one being a New York Ranger.

English is a stupid language.
Jalnor
Jalnor
Badass
#30   Posted 3 months ago
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Yeah, those sorts of issues do get complicated. Collective nouns always feel a bit wrong in the is/are context whichever way you say them...
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