All Saint's DayI'm going as the Colombamoan. Look for sightings on and around University of Rhode Island campus for this rarest of creatures. For Halloween, I'm doing nothing. Rather, I'll be studying. So my costume will be the mad scientist. I will be buffeting inferior minds with tomes of engineering books and screaming furiously over how they mustn't interfere during my moments of genius (any time I exist in present time and space, essentially). To round out the costume, I feel it's important that I either graft eight metallic mind controlled arms onto my back, or don a metal armor suit and a green themed toga and cape, or simply shave all my hair and don a white coat while putting a pinky to my lip. Any thing that makes me a member of the Society of Evil with Advanced Doctoral Degrees. A freeze ray would be nice.Mit liebe viel, -Phoenixrage "Be kind to me, or treat me mean I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine" >oh Fiona Apple, how I  your petite emotional brain
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