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October 27th, 2009

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I'm reading Congo again. Not my favorite Crichton book, but it's been a while. There's a lot of discussion of animal research early on, and it includes this little story, which I found quite funny:
A new pharmaceutical factory was built in Western Australia. In this factory all the pills came out on a conveyor belt; a person had to watch the belt and press buttons to sort the pills into seperate bins by size and color. A Skinnerian animal behaviorist pointed out that it would be simple to teach pigeons to watch the pills and peck colored keys to do the sorting process. Incredulous factory managers agreed to a test; the pigeons indeed performed reliably, and were duly placed on the assembly line. Then the RSPCA stepped in and put a stop to it on the grounds that it represented cruelty to animals; the job was turned over to a human operator for whom it did not, apparently, represent cruelty.

Another triumph of the smelly, tree-hugging hippy over the Man and, of course, common sense. No clue if the story is in any way true, but it's totally believable and hilarious, and in the end, isn't that what's really important?
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ErokDragun
ErokDragun
ComicMessiah
FORUM MOD
#1   Posted 3 months ago
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and you could pay them in birdseed!
RaginAsian
RaginAsian
the graduate
#2   Posted 3 months ago
+ 1 Zing!     [ Reply ]   [ Quote ]
Every time I click to see your new journal and it isn't "Suddenly Heroes Finale", I die a little inside.
cubsfan05
cubsfan05
lead farmer
#3   Posted 3 months ago
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bloody enviro-whackos.
craZboy87
craZboy87
Lost in Time
#4   Posted 3 months ago
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Dirty bastards.
CapDac
CapDac
Adventurer
#5   Posted 3 months ago
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Been a while since I read COngo. Don't remember that at all, but classy
Spedoinkel
Spedoinkel
Browncoat
#6   Posted 3 months ago
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Very nice. I read Congo back in middle school. I might pick it up again.
wizardmon5
wizardmon5
Stilish
#7   Posted 3 months ago
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Ohhh Michael. He makes me laugh. I've only read Jurassic Park and half of Sphere, though...
Link02
Link02
#8   Posted 3 months ago
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cool story bro.
Selina_Kyle
Selina_Kyle
#9   Posted 3 months ago
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I'm shocked that they didn't try to peck at the pills. Plus, isn't that kinda unsanitary? Those are really filthy birds.
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