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October 28th, 2009

Pervs

I learned tonight that no matter how old men get, no matter how out of their mind they are, they are still pervs.

At work tonight I was watching an old guy with severe dementia, making sure he stayed in his room. He passed out and woke up confused. He asked who I was and what I was doing there. I said I was there to stay with him for the night.

He pulled back the sheets and invited me into bed with him.

old.... wrinkly.... balls....

Please excuse me, the contents of my stomach are about to make a grand exit.

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Heather
Heather
The GamePlan
#1   Posted 3 months ago
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If it wasn't so overwhelmingly gross, I'd be a little aroused.
I'm not gonna lie.
DSchneider
DSchneider
El Cruzado
SITE ADMIN
#2   Posted 3 months ago
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Haha!

I wouldn't blame the guy. If I woke up and a cute chick was there telling me she was going to stay with me for the night, I'd do the same thing.

:P
karlibean
karlibean
OneTiredGirl
#3   Posted 3 months ago
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You mean old wrinkly brains?

Cuz that's what guys think with most of the time is their balls...
raz0rblade
raz0rblade
NewHedfones
#4   Posted 3 months ago
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I've got no good response to this........sorry you had to see that.
nalani523
nalani523
Duty Free
#5   Posted 3 months ago
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I laughed and cringed at the same time.
BigNiceJohn
BigNiceJohn
Sponsor
#6   Posted 3 months ago
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That was my nickname in high school!
M00SEKNUCKS
M00SEKNUCKS
10 years
#7   Posted 3 months ago
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how'd it take you so long to figure this out?
EVApilot_011
EVApilot_011
#8   Posted 3 months ago
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Hells bells that's terrib.........Pahahahahahaha!

Sorry, it just seems so straight out of "Scrubs".
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