Oh TorontoDear Couple in Restaurant,When you are in a restaurant whose tables are located tightly together and whose private booths, you are neither sitting in, nor even remotely near by, please consider toning down public displays of affection. To you, a 10 minute solid make out session is super exciting, but to the diner's near by trying to enjoy their meals, the sound of suction breaking as your mouths briefly part, is stomach churning. The first 10 kisses were kinda cute.. but seriously, 10 minutes solid? No wonder your waitress didn't come to take your order, she probably couldn't find a way to politely inquire any details as you two exchanged all the saliva your body processes in a day. I am not saying you can't be romantic and enjoy your date, but if you are smashed between other tables with families, maybe try to take them into a teeny, tiny, bit of consideration. Dear Lady in Costco, Your laugh is very loud and in addition to mere volume, it is also an unfortunate mix between a bray and a cackle. Now, I understand that your laugh style isn't really something you can control, not your fault, and therefore I am not mad at you, but holy monkies, that laugh was crazy. ----- oh yes, I was in Toronto for a bit this weekend. I didn't call any of you fabulous Toronto folks because I knew I was going to be stuck writing a god awful test the whole time and only was there the night before (for dinner and a good night's sleep) then up early (hence the sleep) for the stupid horrible test. Much <3 |
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