November 17th, 2009

one husband too many

I just visited my husband Ker the Tattooist at our home in Fable 2. He told me, "We have everything we need to get by." Get by?? I bought him The Nice House in Bowerstone Market. Four fucking stars. When I met him, he was sleeping on the floor of a vardo in a gypsy camp.

Posted 2 months ago by griffon Comments (42)	+ 127 Funny

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Psycholagny

Khan Troll

#1 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Maybe he's a "tent baby" too?

ChurchesWife

Find Me

#2 Posted 2 months ago	+ 6 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Gold digger alert. Lose him, dear. Cut your losses and find someone better.

NeoNK1

DoinYourMom

#3 Posted 2 months ago	+ 11 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
you found him on the floor of a gypsy camp....................... that probably should have been a warning.

KyleTingley

#4 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Jezz us man cant appriciate anything these days. Divorce him and take all his money!!! and that nice house!

NeoNK1

DoinYourMom

#5 Posted 2 months ago	+ 3 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to KyleTingley, #4: i think it's her money to begin with. lol!

firewolfnin

Thanks Jal

#6 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Some people are just never happy with what they have.

J3WISH

#7 Posted 2 months ago	+ 6 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
be honest the only reason you married him was for free tattoos

MilkyWhite

#8 Posted 2 months ago	+ 8 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
And yet you made the same mistake with Ker, as with Geoff: Found him sleeping in a Vardo in a Gypsy camp.

navenitram

#9 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
men, they just don't appreciate what you do for them.

FinchLynch

Mailman

#10 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Does he have good abs? it's worth it if he has a flat stomach.

djc49939

smuglinplums

#11 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
maybe he needs some excitement in his life? Bring home a woman and go for "The Swinger" achievement.

inferno_v3

#12 Posted 2 months ago	+ 2 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Sounds just like a real husband.

TheBeta

Beep

#13 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
So your divorce from Geoff went through ok?

krane21

is stilllazy

#14 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
That's one reason Fable 2 wears thin for me. The characters are almost always complaining about something even when nothing should be wrong. Almost makes me want to turn to the dark side and kill everyone, but how would I get my money then?

AcuteCaboose

#15 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Same here I got him a nice farm house and put the best things in it and gave a huge allowance... But we only have enough to get by? I have 3 million dollars!

Tent27

#16 Posted 2 months ago	- 2 Noob [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Psycholagny, #1: griffon stole that from me, I have been called Tent before she even started working at RT

gregthebunny

Insomniac

#17 Posted 2 months ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
He's aiming for Fairfax castle

JKerrigan

#18 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
If he keeps complaining you should tell him to go get a proper job himself. The husband in the game of course... not the... oh, never mind.

cloud23

Magic

#19 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
he better start pulling his own weight...

reesekindle

#20 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
What an ungrateful bastard. I'd be kissin' your feet about then.

Moeparker

KingOfBlades

#21 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Take it all away and see if he will beg.

RAWPOWER95

#22 Posted 2 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You should kill him.

Milady

Bar Maggot

#23 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
See, the Blacksmith never said anything like that. He was grateful. And he had that mustache. Dump him for the Blacksmith.

caseybutler

#24 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
some guys just dont know a good thing when they have it.... I would appreciate any fake house you bought me

Kazion

WazTS

#25 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I think someone might need a little talking to at the Temple of Shadows. -Waz Oh, if you have the hammer doll, please please let me know...that's the only one I need for every achievement! Part of me has died because of that damn doll.

jack191

#26 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
it probably is about the amount of money you let your family spend

Froink

5K MP

#27 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I hear that in Fable 3 they get even more ungrateful for the amount of fucking work you put into them.

Red420

PattyPockets

#28 Posted 2 months ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Lazy SOB needs to get to work and do his damn job. Geoff

prophetsend

The Random

#29 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Fire Fire Febreeze A**hole problem solved!

leetzerkrieg

iUsher

#30 Posted 2 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
put his ass on the street. or kill him. either one works.

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