Haltom's guide to looking at 1/2 nakedPics of women on RVB. (a satire)For some of you, this site is a great place to make friends and meet new, interesting, likeminded people. Some of us however are only here for the already assembled for our viewing pleasure soft core porn in image gallerys. For those noobs out there who may ask "Hey, I'm a sexually frustrated geek who can't or doesn't have the balls to get a women or real porn, how can i know where to go on RVB?" I'm here to help. 1. go to the users online tab and go through who's visable. Most horny teenage boys post hot chicks as their avitars to attract hits. Why? Because most of them really believe that a high enough karma score will compensate for a small penis. Their inadequecy is your gain. 2. Once you're there go to there image gallery. Why post one moderatly perverse pic when you can post many. Modding with encourage more posts for your pleasure (don't forget to watch this user as many in the short attention span because i've got a hard on every ten minute crowd will rotate their selection) 3. Check out their friends list. You see, pervs and friend whores seem to find each other, thus this will give you access to those who aren't currently on the site at the time you need them to be. 4. Community Stats. Users who are modded to shit or watched = boobs. Either they have them (BlondDee, katelen, devlin) or they have pics of them (chinkubus, or realy need i give an example? Do your own work, i'm just Virgil in this devine comedy). Also, folks like Jeskid tend to befriend everyone espcially friend whores, and we've already been over friend whores haven't we? Well kids, I hope this helps. Happy spanking!!!! |
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I like #4 especially. 
