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October 7th, 2008

4 Things

Dear Heroes - Every episode should be like the one last night. I point to it and say "THIS". If I never see Mother Petrelli again, that would be all right by me.

Dear Everyone Here - Thank you for the kind words and birthday wishes. You guys are the best. Except for Burnie, Jack, and Gus who completely dropped the ball. No Blu-Ray porn for you. Maybe Geoff will sell you one of the 15 copies I am sending to him.

Dear AOIO Fans - The new video should be finished early tonight. I have had a few late submissions today. I have about 1:30 minutes completed so far. Should be pretty cool when it's done if I don't say so myself. Well, I just said so myself so that last sentence is a lie.

Dear Jenkins - You're on a Boy George / Culture Club kick right now. And my response to this image was too good to simply leave on your profile. I must share it with the world.



Hello Gorgie. That's an, um, interesting look you have there...



This is your ex-boyfriend Pete Burns:



Sorry to hear you are so fat and sad. Nothing sadder than a fat, ugly queen picking up trash in New York.



It okay though, because I'm still fabulous and I fully became a woman. And me and my hot young buck are laughing at you every night!



Try not to kill yourself like other sad, fat, ugly wash ups. I only say that because I am not sure they make coffins that large. If worse comes to worse, they could always Bedazzle a piano crate - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cow



Pretend gay catfights can be fun and educational and not at all stereotypical.

October 7th, 2008

That poor animal

I don't know what to say....





Later Taters,
Bufford

October 7th, 2008

Moments of dumb

I have my laptop open on my desk, where my desktop PC is also. I tried using the mouse attached to my desktop to move the laptop's cursor.

I found peanut butter.. in my hair. On a day I didn't even eat peanut butter.

I asked for "black onions" instead of "black olives" at Subway.


This is just from today.
I need a massage.

October 5th, 2008

Reach out and touch this.

So last week, I forgot to bring my phone to work. Cool. Whatever. Internet keeping me connected...blah blah. Not the point.

On my drive home from work, I remembered that my car, equipped with OnStar, is also basically a giant cell phone (satellite, no less) and I have like one HUNDRED minutes to use up by January.

So I decided to call Nico. Who's number is 617.670.0002 (this is not really Nico's phone number).

Me: Call Nico
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: Uh...use the phone.
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: Ummmm
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please say Digit Dial
Me: Sweet. Digi..
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me:DIGIT DIAL
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please say the first number.
Me: 6
Car: click
Me:... 1?
Car: click
Me: 7 (I totally got this)
Car:click

...and so on...

Me: Zero
Car: ...
Me: Zero
Car: ...
Me: Oh?
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: ZERO.
Car: click click click click
Me: What?
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: Delete.
Sexy Car Lady Voice:Please repeat?
Me: Undo
Sexy Car Lady Voice:Please repeat?
Me: Command Z
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: Well shit.
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please repeat?
Me: SHUT IT YOU WHORE.
Sexy Car Lady Voice: Please say the whole number to call.
Me: Oh. Uh... 617.670.0002
Car: ....
Me: GOD DA...
Car: Ring
Nico: Hello?
Me: Oh shut up.

Click.



Martha Marin has seen the devils in your heart.

October 7th, 2008

Quick Question

Profile Views: 7,263
Journal Views: 7,278

So I have more journal views than profile views. Does that mean that people actually care what I say, or is everyone just interested in reading a story about girls kissing?

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On an unrelated note: Hey RocketWhore, you still interested in meeting up with some of us in DC over Thanksgiving break? Kiki will be in town then with Scott plus Bill will be there.

EDIT: Ghost just pointed out to me that my last journal is on the comm stats page. WTF? It didn't get modded that much. Considering the ones above it on the page have over double the number of mod points... Must've been another slow day.

EDIT 2: I'm not complaining about the mod points. I was just surprised that it was up there.
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