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NicoliVolkva
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I'm a second grade teacher. I love my job most days. I'm easy going, often sarcastic, and love to have a good time. I have a slight obsession with painting pottery, drinking margaritas, and cleaning.

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?
Student: 12...January second, February second, March second...
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December 22nd, 2009

Winter Weather

Dear Winter Weather,

Please do not wreck havoc on my state in the next few days. I would greatly appreciate being able to travel home for Christmas and get there in one piece. We all know you are victorious and capable of throwing snow, sleet, and ice our way within seconds of unleashing your fiery, but just this once could you keep it away until after the holidays. Thanks!

Much Love,
Nicole
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Posted 2 months ago
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Merry Christmas!
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Posted 2 months ago
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I'll be up in Ames for Andrew Bigler's wedding on the 9th, and we're leaving VA a day early so we can drive to Waterloo before Ames to spend some time with my parents. I still have my girlfriend and her roommate here, but this is the first time without any family for Christmas.
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I want to take this time to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Luke 2:1-20



mm172001
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Posted 3 months ago
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Nah... that's ok
mm172001
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Posted 3 months ago
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I don't have any snow down here.
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Posted 5 months ago
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All the snow's gone in town, and what's left of it out here melted and froze back into that hard, crunchy stuff. But we're supposed to get more tomorrow afternoon........
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Posted 5 months ago
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I spoil him when I actually get to see him. I'll let him play the Xbox!
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Posted 5 months ago
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I'm going over to my mom's for dinner tonight........I asked her to get me one of those McCain Deep & Delicious cakes!
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I really didn't do anything different for my birthday than I usually would on a normal day. I watched Rich Franklin get KNOCKED THE F**K OUT by Vitor Belfort on UFC 103, but other than that I didn't do anything special worth mentioning.
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Found something funny & school-related that I thought you'd enjoy:



Ever have one of your kids turn in a science project like this before?

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