Beyonce ft. Gaga ft. Beyonce's GagaI was actually watching these videos for screen shots of hair and makeup I want to blog about, but then a deluge of snark came over me and I figured you'd want to share every thought.Videophone by Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga This starts so lame. Seizures! You know, I'm tired of sex sounds being considered music. Masks and black lips are win. B, you have the white out ghetto lip, baby mama high braid and bad dance moves. What happened to you? And are you smacking gum while talking trash and doing something stupid with pimped 3D glasses? The Queen of Media doesn't need this. The black and white mess is foreign to me, but I know those boots are several thousand dollars. Here's a gallery of her other outfits from the video. Seizures again. B, why are you pointing steampunk guns at hooded (naked?) black men? You look like a torturer on a cleaning binge. Every dance move looks like a misguided teen trying to act slutty. Camera head is framing your ass. This video feels pandering. Did you get the perspex bikini from Lady Gaga? I think you did. How many Easter onesies with gloves does a girl need? I approve of the Bettie Page hair, gold bra and retro hotpants! Now stop humping that toy gun. How is Lady Gaga the normal looking one here. This song is abysmal. Telephone by Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce I didn't care for this song, but like a fungus, it's grown on me. I had to verify to youtube that I'm over 18 and therefore will not offended by ... any of the following. Lady Gaga does not have a dick. (Hilarious.) Forget his last name, I like to pretend this was written by Lady Gaga and a Jonas. Maybe the youngest one. Yes. Just when I thought her outfits could no longer surprise me, Gaga's sunglasses are made of lit cigarettes. Other fashion note from this scene, I really love the bouffant. Kill your skeeze boyfriend and go to rock bitch lesbian prison. Although, that woman looks like a man who can't decide if he's from the 50s or the 70s. I almost thought Kanye's Barbie was in this. Product placements galore! Gaga looks like Madonna in this scene. Her sister kind of looks like Madonna too. Stud jacket for me please! (Punker coworker says: "I doubt she listens to any of those bands.") This song has zero to do with the video, which irritates me. Cell block tango is the best part of the video. The crime scene tape could be cool, but I can't help but notice Gaga's getting thinner and thinner. Otherwise, she looks almost pretty. Giant hat for me also thanks. Hey there, B. Again, loving the retro bangs. Black lipstick suits you. If I were a lover of 70s exploitation films and/or Quentin Tarantino, I may be into this. As it stands, I hate both of those things. Is the acting supposed to be so painful? Again not my genre. Love B's neon eyeshadow. This may be the best I've ever seen her. Angry subtitles! Those men are wearing lots of eyeshadow! Dance with the lettuce! Dance with it like it's the French bread! Is it strange that I'm happy Lady Gaga rewears her costumes? Let's make a sandwich! With dances that involve biting. Can you imagine drunks doing this in a club? It's like a cosmic joke. Why can Gaga say "fucker" but not B? Circle sunglasses with attached Mickey shades are the perfect accessory to murder. Lady Gaga rubbing up against a pimped out truck is unlike any other woman doing the same. Even if she were also a ribby cat. wtf cowboy burkas? LINKED MEDIA
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